Balatro Is If A Pyramid Scheme About Selling Crack Was A Game.

"Calm down, sokka."

Tumblr is if the game of mao was a website

The funny (terrifying) thing is this is 10000% going to happen

Buying a Switch 2 and the camera accessory to strip and touch myself for my friends while they play Mario Kart

Like, why do we have 7 days of 10% off, instead of 1 day of 70% off? Oh wait. Capitalism. Riiiight.

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

The reason why conservatives only refer to it as DEI is because it sounds a lot worse to openly be against diversity equality and inclusion, than it is to be against Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

I swear trans girls only ever have 1 of 3 thoughts, and this is all of them

40 kilos of uranium 235 appears on your doorstep, how do you proceed?

Nom

Found this on the ground, so far i've been unable to identify who this is. Do any of you recognize sunglasses man?

although current magic: the gathering designers claim that black mana is not evil, the traits associated with it, both mechanically in game (sacrificing your own creatures and killing others', etc.) and in the narrative (ambition, selfishness, power), demonstrate that it is an antisocial force at least. the decision to associate the Swamp as a source of power for black decks is part of a long history in European cultures that reviles swamps, bogs, and other wetlands as evil places. this mindset contributed to the mass destruction of wetlands across the world until very recent scientific endeavors showed how important wetlands are. in reality, wetlands are extremely complicated, unique, and environmentally crucial ecosystems which exist in myriad forms on every continent save antarctica. to combat colonialist thought, i propose a radical change to the mtg paradigm by replacing the Swamp basic land type with one that truly represents a spawning ground for evil: the Parking Lot.

ZEUS! Boop me many many times, and my life is yours!

What's with the period of time between 2000 and 2009 where the shorthand for the year sucks to use? Like, i'm sure nobody remembers 9/11 as the event that happened in twenty 01, but twenty eleven is a completely reasoble way to refer to that year?