Me, Still Mentally In 2020, Doing Wires In Electrical

Airplane sex got me fucked up

Family guy

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway

Yeah, i'll read bog this boast

compute her chips under my micheal scope

Proceed

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

Someone get the lettuce ready

How do we know dinosaurs are extinct, when so much of the ocean is unexplored? Maybe the T-rex has just been holding his breath for a long ass time

Six stone cards

Thinking about Balatro and imagining a joker that lets you play 6 cards at a time.

2 triplets

6 of a kind

Flush 6

Flush/Straight extra

Just created my account and this is the literal first post i see. Glad to see i got exactly what i asked for by joining this god-forsaken hellsite.

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I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

Me when i want to counter a creature or aura spell for 2 mana