If I Had A Dollar For Every Dumb U Were, I'd Have A Bank Account

What's with the period of time between 2000 and 2009 where the shorthand for the year sucks to use? Like, i'm sure nobody remembers 9/11 as the event that happened in twenty 01, but twenty eleven is a completely reasoble way to refer to that year?

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

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Reblog if you’re a good girl and should be treated as such

I do like how they talk about how they will "never grow eyelashes" while using a picture of someone with eyelashes.

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

The 3 deadly bottom surgeries, and other/results

Bestie help whats the fetish

Minecraft movie spoilers out of context

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

Cus it lives in africa. As a snake i can confirm.