Yippeeeeeeee Elon Is Stepping Down From Doge!!!! Also It's April Second So No Funny Business This Is

The definition of living life dangerously is eating mini pretzels while having the hiccups

The reason why conservatives only refer to it as DEI is because it sounds a lot worse to openly be against diversity equality and inclusion, than it is to be against Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

Family guy

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway

*It was as if your very SOUL was glowing

- 'Spectrum'

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honestly, being bred to extinction doesn't seem like a bad way to go out

the easiest way to stop global warming woulf be to force all the billionares to live in antarctica

We should all be glad isaic newton wasn't a doctor. That apple would've vaporized him instantly.

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day, to those who celebrate

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

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