Deltarune + Silksong Announced On The Same Day Is Cool And All, But We Have The Ability To Make This

Like, why do we have 7 days of 10% off, instead of 1 day of 70% off? Oh wait. Capitalism. Riiiight.

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.

Like, the melting of the ice caps means a lot more when the people making the decisions about them directly suffer the consequences.

the easiest way to stop global warming woulf be to force all the billionares to live in antarctica

Harry potter is the one series i can get behind having the edgelord interpretation of "It's all a dream, harry's in a coma". Like,, it's weird how many plot holes that would fix.

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule

You also can only get one gender from each person, so you can't just farm genders off of a supportive friend. The run ends when you defeat jk rowling.

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.

yhe gort! 🐖

This is true, i was there

Hey…. Did you know miku is trans. she told me herself im not lying

"You say you're an edgelord, and nobody bats an eye. I call myself the lord of edging, and society,, society goes wild."

New years resolurion:

1: post with more typos

2: my gay gay