What Dracula Adaptations Are About: Victorian Beauty, Romance, Gore, Gentle Kisses In The Night, Other

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Jonah Magnus has been dead for one slutty slutty year

Happy Pride

“you have no idea what loss is.” ~ Joel

“everyone i have cared for has either died or left me… everyone fucking except for you.” ~ Ellie

okay joel, she gets it. she gets what loss is now. stop being a silly goose and get up. jokes over. 😀

Is that you Shane? Did you post this?

weird noises: happen in the wee hours

me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go

You want me to get a boyfriend? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

louder for the "doctors" on the back

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

A message for Penelope’s suitors