She Is My Scar.

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

You start it, you finish it. It will end in your death. My death? I'm gonna take this hand and wrap it around that scrawny neck of yours, just like you did our daughter.

Even Prime Minister Harold Saxon would not have handled the Coronavirus this badly…

You call what you did “special treatment”?

"What can I say, I like the bad boys"

and the bad boy it's just a touch-starved-scarred-desperated-to-be-loved-and-forgiven-by-the-woman-she-loves personification of Death

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Bag of Goodberry Gummy Fish
Wondrous item, uncommon ___

“Goodberry gummy fish" are gooey sweets that look like Tiny, gelatinous fish. When found, they typically come in bags of 1d6 + 10 gummies, which are almost always red.

A "goodberry gummy fish" functions like a single goodberry, as if by the "goodberry" spell, except that eating a gummy also grants you a swimming speed of 30 feet for 1 hour.

Alternatively, you can use an action to submerge a gummy in water to magically animate it, using the quipper’s statistics. If you submerge 5 or more gummies in water at the same time, they become a swarm of quippers instead of five separate ones. The quippers are friendly to you, but aren’t magically compelled to obey any of your commands. After 1 hour, the animated gummies dissolve and are destroyed. ___

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what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.