Wouldn’t It Be Fucked Up If When You Commit A Crime They Put You In The Smoother

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Wanna trade left eyes?

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim

hoooooooi chug monstor engy before bed now cannot s;leeep,,,,,,,,,,,,, mistake!

metaphysically getting biden pregnant

"my computers overheating-" your computers in heat?!😍😩🤯🫣✨💋✂️💖✨💕

Grinding so hard that thang dissolve

careful put ting penits in sink, dish disposal rip that thang clean off

Despite all the railings it has received, my dick has yet to be OSHA approved.

Did yoy know if you look really closely at passing cars headlight you can see a ghost named bavid??