Tfw You Realize The Guy Who Keeps Kidnapping You And Using You As Bait To Catch His Arch Nemesis Is Actually

❝ how does your garden grow? ❞

demon boys.

let your character fuck up. please. let them fuck up on a scale so massive that this particular thing cannot be salvaged. let their fuck up have permanent consequences. and stoooooooooooooooop having them being the smartest person in the room who always has a sharp comeback to put their enemies down, and who always handles their enemies with grace or at least an air of superiority that s justified because they’re so cool and smart and clever™ let them bleed for their mistakes, let them MAKE those mistakes, and let that bleeding be ugly and disgraceful. let them suffer for their own mistakes, and let them suffer in knowing that they cannot fix. and let other people hate them for the shit they’ve done, and for once let the haters not be ‘petty bad people’. Let the haters be right.

fun fact! google image search allows you to search for images that you are legally allowed to use for example as textures for your art or as assets for your blogs and websites

that feeling when you get that *italian hand* good doctor

What if you were rubba dub dubbing in the tub when your house caught on fire?

one of my biggest fears is that the bathtub will fall through the floor while im in it

Y’all, this is an absolutely preposterous amount of people!!!

As a thank you for your continued support and indulgence of my many (many) Taakitz AUs, I have made some charms and now I am going to give them away!

PRIZES:

One third place winner will receive a 3" Taakitz charm OR a 3" Blupjeans charm of their choice.

One second place winner will receive both a 3" Taakitz charm AND a 3" Blupjeans charm.

One first place winner will receive a 3" Taakitz charm, a 3" Blupjeans charm, AND a 2" Kravitz charm!

All charms are made with clear acrylic and hung from 18mm lobster clasps.

RULES:

You must be following me, Tumblr user terezis.

Like or reblog this post to enter; multiple entries are okay but please be courteous to your followers and mine - don’t spam.

You must be comfortable giving me your address (I will ship anywhere!)

You must have your inbox or messages open so that I can contact you if you win! If you do not reply within 24 hours, another participant will be selected via random lottery.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not affiliated with the McElroys or Tumblr in any way, shape, or form; they are not administering, sponsoring, or endorsing this giveaway. I am not making any money off of this giveaway. In fact, I am losing it! These charms will not be sold for profit - they were made purely for the love of the game (Dungeons and Dragons.)

This giveaway ends on April 3rd, 2020 at 11:59 PM EST.

Winners will be chosen via random lottery. Good luck!

Happy Jon (and Martin!) doodles that I used for my TikTok in higher resolution 🥰

nose job turkey

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