It’s Mr Star War Himself!!

Its been a few days, my interests did a full 180° and I am obsessed with superior octopus/spider-man

I also screwed with the spiderverse and semi-realistic art-styles

Gosh, Captain, way to ruin the vibe at your own birthday party...

Since y'all liked my last post so much, here, have another Noir ramble:

I have four (4) different Noir's in my head. They are as follows:

Spider-Man Peter Benjamin Parker (2009 comic):

he is shorter than all of them, he is but a child. He is very angry at the world and will stab you if you do anything slightly evil. Please do not hurt him any more than he already has been hurt. (He has been hurt a lot) In May Parker's words:

Leave that boy!

Spider-Man Peter Parker (2020 comic/Spider-Geddon):

So technically he is still an extension of the 2009 comic, but. The universe is really different, and Noir has an entirely different personality. So my headcanon is that this is a different noir- easily seen by the different pallet, going from just sepia to full monochrome. He is my least favorite, but mostly because he is the most mentally stable (imo). He's the private eye, he fights gods on the weekends, and (this gets the most points) he has a cat. He also (artistically) is the most creature, which is a massive win for all Spider-Noir fans.

Spider-Man Noir Peter Parker (Shattered Dimensions):

I'm going to be completely honest, I have not played Shattered Dimensions. But I've watched a bunch of playthroughs, and I have to admit, this Noir has the best fit out of all of them. I know, I know, hot take. But have you seen that spider-symbol on the back of his jacket? And that turtleneck? Also he is so fruity (/pos). Like, he goes "time for some razzle-dazzle" and "You read my mind, sister" and calls Hammerhead "Mister." Idk, he's just so endearing. Also he gets his own spidersense?

And finally, the most well-know goober of them all:

Spider-Noir Peter Benjamin Parker (ITSV/ATSV)

Old old man. When people combine all of them, there's age discourse, but I like to think this is a completley seperate variant (see: getting bitten by a radioactive spider, being a private eye) and also he is much older. Up to you how much. Father of Peni Parker, definitely going to accidentally adopt his younger selves. Doesn't mean hes not also very pathetic sad depressed emo man (/pos).

x I plead the fifth

whenever I actually go outside, eat a good meal, and talk to people, I'm like "so it really wasn't all that." and then proceed to not do it again for weeks

unfortunately actually being productive and having a routine and leaving my house to be a person in the world and eating real meals consistently does improve my mental health which means i have to keep doing it except i have mental illness that makes me not do it so you see my dilemma

holy shit

remade

posting this here too since i forgot i had tumblr

( ignore the audio cut at the end idk what happened )

in this one it's because they were shocked by the fact he has plants he needs to tend to

she fully believes she's better than everyone else

𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 🐈‍⬛ HEADCANONS

· he's constantly in need of attention, he wants attention, so he rubs against Peter's ankles all the time, and does not stop until he receives caresses

· he loves to rub his muzzle against Peter's palm

· he is territorial, if someone enters the house he immediately become defensive and start hissing, probably always staying between Peter's legs, following him as he moves with the guest in the house

‧ he sits, rolls over on his back, on Peter's papers and notes, especially when he's working (he's so drama queen, he wants attention)

· "I'll give you attention later little one, now let me work" - nah Peter will end up cuddle him after saying that, work can wait

· I'm convinced that Peter found him on the street during a cold night, he couldn't resist and brought him home in the heat to make sure he was okay, and from there Ding Ding became part of his life

‧ Peter choosed "Ding Ding" because when he found him in the streets he wore a collar with a little bell that made that noise

· it's like therapy for Peter, having someone who doesn't judge you, who needs attention, care and affection from you, who keeps you company in your loneliness (this one made me sick in the stomach, I can't)

Messy lesbian forced to kill monsters cause a hot girl shes into told her to