I Love Post Like "you All Are Against Rich People Until They're A Fictional Character" Because It's Completely

AITA....

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility.

This might seem silly but knowing that J. Jonah Jameson is a civil rights activist and thus would be upset with me about rampant transphobia and anti-trans legislature keeps me going. He saw me transition many times and never left.

first post of the year- more people need to see this

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND LOOK AT THE SPIDER-NOIR MY BABY COUSIN DREW FOR ME

I think hobie has called him goggles before, but noir has more canonical nicknames than everybody else, so I've written some down

- spider-bogie

- turtleneck

- goggles

- emo

- Dark and moody spider-man

- dark spider

- old man

- ominous rooftop chat type guy (honorable mention. Miguel said this about him)

I love how used to it he's gotten

Noir will most likely be the only person to call Hobie "Hobart"

spider god is too much of a girlboss to be a guy, and I think that's why we got confused

someone help do we think the spider god that gave noir his powers is a guy, a gal or is it just a spider god.

CW: BLOOD, RIBCAGE

I swear to god if this flops im killing everyone on this godforsaken website.

he canonically practices what to say so he can sound cool (both 2009 and 2020) So it wouldn't be above him to be lowering his voice till he sounds like nic cage. one of my favorite moments of 2020 noir is when Miles asks him how he always sounds so cool, and noir cuts him off saying his ride is here. Next panel his thought bubble says something like "I practice every morning/night in the mirror" as he just stands there with his hands on his hips

You could keep everything about spiderverse noir, and i mean everything, same script, byt have it be a 16yo doing a nick cage impression the whole time instead

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'