Memories :)

chapter one of every spider-man gotham fanfic has the obligatory library scene where peter finds out and realizes that

a) he’s stuck in gotham NEW JERSEY.

b) the avengers don’t exist

c) he’s stuck in a different universe

d) HES STUCK IN NEW JERSEY.

IM NOT READYYYYYY

tried something new but idk if i was successful at all, ill still share him tho bc growth is still growth

Palestinians don’t have basic humanitarian supplies. No food or clean water and the Israeli army is given luxuries. 

Never buy Garnier. Filth.

[@selintifada]

bruce: you know jason, i know we haven’t had the best relationship but you can tell me anything

jason: is this about the body? i didnt even do the murder i just helped hide it

bruce: what

bruce: no, im talking about your crush

jason: what

bruce: the love of your life

jason: oh you mean eddie

bruce: bloomberg? your old pen pal?

jason: yeah my best friend

bruce: i–no jason i mean. i heard rumors–

jason: oh is this about me and kyle

bruce: KYLE RAYNER?

jason: yeah but it only counts in space

bruce: what

jason: our marriage

bruce: MARRIAGE

jason: yeah lol it was on accident but connor thinks its hilarious and karma for kyle forgetting their anniversary

bruce: wait so youre dating connor too? connor hawke?

jason: what

bruce: ok no connor. but i have a son in law?

jason: pls say that to kyle. every time he’s reminded he dies a little inside and i become more powerful

jason: but yeah, on earth it’s eddie

bruce: YOUR OLD PEN PAL?

jason: it was an accident too but he already calls me his wife so

bruce: wait, so are you in love with kyle or eddie?

jason: EW. neither. also, eddie’s with rose

bruce: rose is the one i heard you were with!

jason: no

bruce: oh.

jason: she also calls me her wife tho

bruce: i need to lie down

Vashwood as Katya and Trixie... The sequel

The time it took me to finish this is even more embarrassing

Part one