Being On Tumblr Has Taught Me That Girls See Men's Hands The Same Way Men See Tits, Therefore From Now

the rumor

❄WINTER❄

Had no idea platypodes had UV light reflecting fur!! What neat lil critters :>

Knew green was my favorite color, just didn’t know which shade

dark green is a nice color. underrated

have you met my dad he fucking sucks

His gay ass little run

alright guys this is important

starbucks is now rebranding as vista coffee, because of the boycotts. remember to support local coffee shops instead of starbucks or vista!

the notes are broken 😂

chapter one of every spider-man gotham fanfic has the obligatory library scene where peter finds out and realizes that

a) he’s stuck in gotham NEW JERSEY.

b) the avengers don’t exist

c) he’s stuck in a different universe

d) HES STUCK IN NEW JERSEY.