Who Would Win?

Kaz *gesturing to jesper*: Hey Jesper, watch this.

Jesper turns around and realizes that Kaz is holding his hat.

Jesper: My hat?

Kaz *sticks his hand in the hat and pulls out Milo*: Tada

Jesper: Oh cool another magic tri-... MILO?!?

The ol' Kazzle Dazzle baby.

New headcanon: Eggsy quit Marine training because his trainer abused/harassed him(Sexually? Emotionally? Tried to break Eggsy?). Then there is team mission and Eggsy runs into his ex-trainer. Everyone(Harry, Roxy,Merlin. Perceval?) being mortified about what they hear through Eggsy's glasses and feeling protective and Eggsy feeling worthless and depressed. Team bonding and restoring life sparkle into Eggsy's eyes(and maybe 5 hour Kingsman meeting on the subject of revenge on that fucker)

IF ANYONE WRITES THIS FIC I WILL GIVE THEM MY CAT

Hello! I was just wondering. How would you feel if Aguero grew his hair out and put it in a ponytail like yours!!

Haha! I would definitely tease him about how he can never escape from my legacy, despite him hating my entire existence.

blast to the past (╯✧∇✧)╯ [  oikawa ver. ( x ) ]

Lucy Gray Baird: *Takes a bow in front of the capitol screens and tells everyone they can kiss her ass and sing rebellious music. Haunt the narrative and give Snow nightmares for the rest of his days* That's not pretty rebellious I think.

President Snow: Okay so I got rid of any evidence of the 10th games. Thank god I got rid of he—

Haymitch Abernathy: I also shouldn't be rebellious, don't want anything happening. *Proceeds to drag Louella'a body and clap with bloody hands in front of President Snow. Then attempts to blow up and flood the arena and when that fails, uses forcefields.* That wasn't as bad, I think.

President Snow: For Fucks sake, okay your family and love is dead. Thank god that's squashed no—

Katniss Everdeen: I gotta lay low and survive for Prim. *Shoots an arrow at apple in the pig near the gamemakers, Sings a lullabye for Rue and refuses to let Peeta die and forces Seneca Crana to rechange the victory and allow for two victors." I think I laid low, for sure.

President Snow: FU—

Peeta Mellark: I'll do anything to save Katniss. *Doesn't die in the 74th game. Tells the crowd in District 11 that he'll offer a percentage of his earnings to the families during the victory tour. Then tells Capitol crows of citizens on live tv that Katniss is pregnant so riots start to stop the games* Peace ✌️.

President Snow: Now wh—

*75th arena breaks and war starts.*

President Snow: God dammit 12.

Okay so Khun Agero Agnis:

And now his father data version:

I meannnn this boy obviously inherited some good genes, like father like son. That whole family is stunning no wonder why Khun Eduan has so many wives....

I also vote for more ponytail Khun because he's so gorgeous

You're telling me that in the grishaverse, durast (Materialki in general) are seen as weak when they got the most badass power (excuse me, small science) i've ever seen? What the absolute fuck.

They can change the structures of metals, core clothes, plants, textiles, etc. We saw in the show that Sankta Neyar control the iron in people's bodies. Aditi Hilli could extract poison from someone. These are things commonly seen that only the Corporalki can do. But Nah, just durast alone studying their power can wipe others off the map with a flick of their wrist. Unlike some others, they are always gonna have material available for them to use. Metal is everywhere, chemicals are everywhere (Alkemi are not commonly seen but based on their general description they are more powerful than what people think.)

Essentially, my main point is that Jesper, untrained, could literally move bullets. David was always trained in a specific way (what the little palace teaches him) but oooooh boy, imagine if he just stepped a little out of line and learned more? They both would be absolutely powerful. They were side characters because the plot deemed them to be, otherwise they'd be pretty damn unstoppable.

Anyway my main point is that I need more Jesper and/or David fics and just fics of Durast and Alkemi in general because if I was a grisha? Id want to be a durast.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Please feel free to make fics (pretty pls 🙏)

APH America is my shipping bitch

I finally figured out how to make it look kinda good