"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.
“How could you tell I was starting research for a new character?”
Could be a magnus protocol episode
google search why am i sad
google search how to not be sad
google search does going outside help with depression
google search nature parks near me
google search bus routes
google search hiking shoes
google search ergonomic hiking shoes
google search ergonomic hiking shoes excludesite: amazon.com
google search best water bottle
google search best water bottle outdoors
google search weather forecast
google search plant identification
google search plant identification with photos
google search tree with hand-shaped leaves
google search plant veins
google search plant veins pulsing
google search common wildlife
google search whitetail deer
google search how big is a whitetail deer
google search big deer
google search do deer have sharp teeth
google search can deer walk on two legs
google search deer talking
google search deer speaking english
google search are there plants that make you hallucinate
google search are there plants that make you hallucinate by inhaling
google search screaming woods
google search bird calls screaming
google search bird calls that sound like human screaming
google search nature park map
google search nature park parking lot directions
google search how to tell which way is north
google search what to do if you’re lost in the forest
google search how to outru
google search cjSi g m3wh Ts oudp
google search kfhwblp up mpsmFg
google search .
google search h
google search howtiapparhumN
google search hpwto ehuman
google search wgTdohunMnCtlije
google search how ti apear humN
google search how to appear human
I LOVE HER TOO MUCH TO PUT INTO WORDS OMG
Yeah so when Alice repeated several times in season 1 that she is NOT getting involved with spooky eldritch horrors unless something bad happened to someone she cared about, I thought it was going to be a case of sad tragic foreshadowing.
Little did I know it was an actual promise.
The woman is teaching herself computer science, learning about alchemy, and breaking into apartments. She heard the Heinrich Unheimlich case and booked the first flight to Germany. It's insane how the worse things get, the more competent and savvy she becomes. Like she reverse-engineered the DPHW system on the first try. That's crazy! And cool! Alice the woman that you are. The most unserious character and yet somehow the one proving to be the most capable to handle the horrors in this new universe. Love you girl!
when I forgive a man for exhibiting a behavior and he thinks it means I’m excusing and allowing said behavior to happen again… kms 😒😒😒
“Y-yeah lol that would be so boring haha!” I say, as I cover a suspiciously Alyssa Grenfell shaped lump.
girl help I’m stuck in a church listening to a boring man yap about why mormons are wrong I DO NOT CARE LEAVE ME ALONE I AM NOT MORMON NOBODY IN THIS BUILDING IS MORMON FUCK OFFFF
NO I have misinterpreted the voices… they say… DO YOUR HOMEWORK DUMBASS. They are so mean to me… I’m just a complex being! I should not be bothered with trivial tasks like homework or car insurance. I should only be stirred in matters of true crisis (lesbians)
I love Gwen so much
the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
MAG 68: Tucked In
local man found dead under his blankets (“cold” “sick” “ow”)