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Then I’d be awfully remiss if I didn’t give them some attention too

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One minute of me fucking myself with a dildo

I never recorded myself like this before, hope all of the Men on here like it 🤭

Call me a nerd, but I love each and every one of these ideas and want to see them become reality!

Why I should never ever do hypnosis porn

I often think about hypnosis in professional pornography. When it does come up in porn it is more of a quickly used excuse to get to the sex as Hypnotists are the new washing machine repair people. There are specialized people who do actually do real hypnosis based pornography but it is usually rather straight which often leaves me disappointed. So sometimes I jokingly consider making my own porn, before I realize that would be a horrible idea as I have a face utterly designed for radio and the ideas I have would be far too silly. Thus I present some of those ideas as proof of why I should never ever be let near the camera:

-Space Pirates Go!- A bunch of Space Pirates orbiting Gurlala-456 are hunting for treasure! But who will get the most? One pirate betrays the crew and starts sabotaging everything by hypnotizing them one by one. -Vanuatu’s Got Talent (Linking to Hypnosis and Sex)- Every other spin off exists, so why not this? Hosted in Vanuatu for tax purposes people can vote for their favorite person and things may or may not happen. -Karmen Rider: Trance- This is either hypnotizing people to think they are a Karmen Rider, or a Karmen Rider with hypnotic powers..Honestly I am surprised this hasn’t actually happened yet. -Homestuck- A totally original idea where hypnotists compete to see how many people they can keep stuck in chairs. -The Utterly Real Life Adventures Of A Hypnotherapist, This Is All True Honest- A fly on the wall show watching someone who is totally a hypnotherapist (they have a certificate and everything) sexually use clients they have put under. Because we all know if you were doing such a thing you would film it and put it on the internet, as that is an utterly flawless plan. -I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Subject- The antidote to hypnosis porn. The panel are once again given silly things to do. Features Collin Sell on piano. -Madam Mesmerique’s Marvelous Menagerie-A circus themed show where each act has a hypnosis theme badly shoe-horned Cleverly added in to give all the thrills of the circus with all the thrills of hypnofetish. (Note to self: Check if you can hypnotize a lion). -Morning Mesmerism- A hypnosis show with the hyper-active energy and aesthetic of Japan’s old “MiniMoni” Tv show. (I actually came very close to doing this at one point, worryingly close).

-La Mesmériser- A Hypnosis porn musical. The thrilling tale of a persons journey through Paris with only hypnosis and song to guide them. All in French. Free bread with each DVD purchase.

-Arkham Horror- A dark tale of hypnosis and fear. See people be pushed to the limits as the inmates take over the Asylum. Check if either DC comics or the Boardgame people will sponsor this.

-Hypno- It’s Clue just with finding who hypnotized who and doing it before you get hypnotized yourself. Will be known as Hypnodo in the UK. There will be Communism, but it will be a red herring.

-催眠のハイスクール- Each week join the wacky adventures at Muimina Academy as they try to navigate the perils of high school life and find that when your brigade leader is a fantastic hypnotist all sorts of weird things can happen!

jjust realized ive been eding and listening to files for hours.i changed my tumblr theme and my browser theme and now they're both purple and pink. i love whn i find a little thing i can change that helps me brainwash myself. i feel so so so good

im literally like. proud of how good i am of my brainwashing. im proud of being such a good good ggirl and knwoing how to brainwash myself so good. . i can find all the things that make me want to goo deeper and get more needy and more brainwashed and wetter. knowing that i dint need to think i dont think for myself.

literally likes and reblogs and anon messages make me so fucking wet because im being good and brainwashing myself. and i know that you probably want me to be brainwashed so im doing something to make someone else wet and hard and needy maybe.

For the 94.8% of people who said yes, here you go<3

(in video form bc my dumbass doesn't know how to upload an audio file)

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Happy Christmas everyone!

I wanna suck cock. Reblog if you wanna suck cock and/or have a cock that can be sucked.

kinky dnd sounds super delicious (๑✧◡✧๑)

We’re still open to players joining! I’m trying to round out the third group currently!

The first horny hypno D&D game was a rousing success! Pun intended.

I started by reinforcing the triggers, and having the party meet and go on a short, kinky adventure involving all sorts of magical shenanigans.

I intentionally had the combats on the tougher side as we hadn’t had the opportunity to test the trigger of the character’s HP going to zero putting them in trance, and I wanted the opportunity to try out the “curses” that occur instead of death saves.

The hyperarousal condition was exquisite. Oh the sounds we heard last night.

We found a few gaps we need to fill, and some things we need to tweak, but overall it was a resounding success!

Have I made it up to ear nibbles yet?

If I bomb your blog with like 10 likes in the space of 15 minutes I want you to think of it as planting lil kisses all over your face