Yoo Si Jin, At Least You Tried ~

Exo as shit my mom says

Xiumin: don’t worry about where I’m going, I’m grown

Luhan: *points to herself* this is what you have to look forward to

Kris: *dribbles basketball* you don’t know nothin about this, girl 

Suho: you should pray about it 

Lay: excuse me, you are never to old to give yo momma a kiss

Chen: of course you’re pretty, you’re my daughter tf 

Baekhyun: should I post this on Instagram??

Chanyeol:*old song comes on* oohhh snap! Whatcha know about this ce?? 

D.o: *at a restaurant* my spaghetti better than this huh 

Tao: so when are you gonna like my Instagram picture

Kai: you can’t dance? You get that from yo daddy side 

Sehun: damn that’s a fine ass white boy 

WHAT THE FFUCK IS GOING ON

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guys they're literally doing this for my birthday on the 24th🤩 (i like being delusional thank you very much)

GOT7 COMEBACK JANUARY 20th‼️

Important things that happened at Got7 in Houston

BamBam’s voice cracked and Youngjae made fun of him

a few minutes later his voice cracked and BamBam made fun of him

They were asked which member they would want to be for a day

Jackson chose BamBam because he wanted to know what it was like to have long legs

Everyone else chose Jackson for his thighs

After Jinyoung said he wanted to feel Jackson’s thighs, Jackson straddled him and tried to get him to feel

Jackson said us international fans were in a long distance relationship with them

Every time the host asked Jackson a question he would say “Why don’t we ask Yugyeom” and Yugyeom got flustered every time the little baby

Jackson referring to the fan he chose and his team name for the game: I know bananas are healthy but I have Nana (the fan’s name)

Yugyeom created a ship name with him and his fan (Macgyeom) (her name was Mackenzie, I don’t know if I spelled it right)

BamBam called his fan his baby, his queen, hugged her, and dabbed with her

Jaebum’s fan was wearing a skirt, and since they were playing hackey sack, he took her hoodie and tied it so it would be covering her front so she wouldn’t flash anyone

Jinyoung and his fan won, and he basically proposed to her, getting down on one knee and everything when giving her her prize

Yugyeom’s shirt came halfway unbuttoned during Fly

For Random Play Dance, it was the maknae line and Jackson vs. Mark, Jaebum, and Jinyoung.

As a penalty for losing, BamBam had to perform Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but didn’t know it so sang a little bit of TTS’ Twinkle then did a rap version of Twinkle Twinkle

BamBam danced to Bad Girl Good Girl

Yugyeom did his sexy floor grinding dance after Jackson asked

They talked about their ideal types

Yugyeom: cute/sexy

BamBam: funny girl

Youngjae: “You guys” *gesturing to crowd*

Jaebum: he doesn’t have an ideal type, he just goes for who he likes

Mark: Houston IGOT7

Jinyoung: IGOT7

Jackson: girls who can take care of themselves, eat right, stay healthy, and respects parents, her parents, his parents, random fan in the audience’s parents, everyone’s parents

Jinyoung prepared his ending speech in English

Jaebum got really flustered because everyone cheered really loud when it got to his turn and everyone started chanting his name

That’s all I can think of right now

#BTS1000DAYS (trans)

I’m triggered

NO ONE TOUCH ME I’M