22 but i'm back to 13🤩 marvel hyperfixation is back🥲 YOU REWATCH CA:TWS ONE(3) TIMES🙄
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It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.
Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.
Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE.
Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night.
Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day.
The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day.
That was the Mishapocalypse.
poe dameron by phil noto.
Shit Suga says, Part 2 (Part 1)
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160322 GOT7 Flight Log: Departure Album Photo Ticket - Junior & Jackson
Mexico, 2014
HAPPY SANHA DAY! Happy Birthday To Sweet Angel Child Sanha! (My little beagle is all grown up)
Me
A handy guide
mingyu: do you think pigeons have feelings?
wonwoo: i'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up...
*sniffs air*
*closes eyes*
Me: the time nigh
*a single tear falls*
Me: it's comeback season
Lady at the grocery store: What do you need?
Me: I need you to tell me Delphine is alive!
Lady: I don't know Delphine, but I hope she's ok.
Me: Deep breath. Yes me too.
Chen: If there were angels in this world........who would it be?
Fans: EXO-L!!!!!
Chen: It's me though.
me accidentally looking in the mirror when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night: what the hell and fuck is that
Mary Watson: Say Mama sweetie…Ma-ma!
John Watson: No say Dads! Da-da!
Baby Watson: …
Mary: Come on, say it! Mah-mah…
John: Try it, baby. Dah-dah…
Baby Watson: …Mah-dah…Mah-dah…
Mary: No, it's Mah-MAH!
John: It's DAH-dah actually!
Baby Watson: mah-dah…mur-der…MURDER!
Mary: …
John: What the f—
Mary and John: ………SHERLOCK!
Sherlock: *manic laughter in distance^
My kid: *comes home from school*
Me: what did you learn in class today :)
My kid: we talked about the 2016 presidential election. Do you remember any of that?
Me: *stares into the camera like I'm on the office