My Sister Doesnt Like You Btw. Xe Thinkns Ur A Weenie

"I am both lord and cunt."

RAHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE ITTTTT

this but posted separately

uh. because

Not every character needs to be in a romantic relationship reblog if you agree

her <3

[reblogs over likes please]

I cannot even begin to say how much I love this (it's literally me in a nutshell)

"b–but youre asexual and sex repulsed!! you cant make sex jokes!" you cry out as i say "thats what she said" for the tenth time today

Office happenings, ft Tim the coworker that flirts with everyone in the office Stoker. idea that Jon in college was very experimental with his outfits but as soon as he got this job he started dressin like someones grampa (he thought it would make ppl take him more seriously) but after the whole Jane Prentiss thing Jon just realized there are bigger things than being taken seriously so my mans just wanted to be comfy

You may have noticed that I’m not really plugged into the Minecraft scene, but I have learned enough today to say

Fuck Wilbur Soot

Fuck abusers

Believe survivors

gay little man.

your not that far off

weenie >:)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Quick vampire mumbo doodle