Hua Cheng: My Husband Can Wear Whatever He Wants Because People Are Scared Of Him.

when i was first getting into mxtx i got all the characters and books mixed up so i went into mdzs thinking that wei wuxian had luo binghe's harem

so i'm seeing mianmian and wen qing and going "ok when do they join the harem" like can you fucking imagine? wen qing would beat wwx into the ground if he even dared to ask

time for my regularly scheduled cry over the Hualian Love Like You video 😭😭

I do actually believe Yin Yu is probably paid pretty well by Hua Cheng but I also believe that whatever he gets paid to deal with Simplord Hua Cheng will never be enough.

So.......... I might have become obsessed with MDZS too I redrew my favorite book illustration, and added the color (original artwork by Marina Privalova)

minimum wage coded scrunkly and his very good pupper

graduATEd summa cum laude from the university of servington with a major in cuntology and a masters in babygirlism, currently pursuing a doctorate in absolute slayage (and he doesn't know it yet but he's gonna specialize in mothering)

UMMM THE NEW 2HA COVER??? SOOO PRETTY

I like MXTX novels because I'm a big fan of having the "cursed by fate with Tragic Edgelord syndrome" character and the "motivated almost entirely by love and a desire to save that one guy" character hook up and kiss

also that scene in the book where lwj magics wwx stuck on top of him in bed is like

wwx: i’m going to straddle him and bring our faces super close together to gross him out until he kicks me out and i simply won’t think about why none of this grosses me out haha

lwj: sigh.

the more you act like this, the more certain i am you’re you, dumbass

bc i know you’re just doing this to upset me and not bc you actually want it, i’m going to give you two chances to get the fuck off me

joke’s on you tho, i’m really enjoying this

i spent over a decade mourning your death and though i never lost hope i also never really expected to feel the weight of your body on top of mine and my heart is going to explode

it’s past 9pm, idiot, go to sleep