Making A Yaoi Slideshow

qi rong immediately clocking hualian as gay… well yes!

bonus: xie lian’s reaction

man its so funny that xie lian was taught how to ignore the desires towards women but not men making him a walking gay disaster in front of hua cheng.

also the first reaction that xie lian has when he realises he is gay is not an identity crisis but he straight up blames his teacher for not teaching what to do in front of such an attractive man. 🤣

Has this been done yet? If so, shut up.

KYS NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

imagine you’re a god and you have a homoerotic shared trauma based rivalry with the only person from your fallen kingdom that has known you for the last 800 years and also had a falling out with your mutual ex bestie who you both feel you failed horribly, but all the other gods in heaven basically see you as two court jesters slapping each other silly goofy clown style.

your near millennia of deep seated trauma is comedic relief to the heavens .. they take bets on which of you will win your current fight … that’s what happened to them

guys who tryna give me like 500 dollars for ONE sabrina carpenter ticket 🤪🤪🤪

MDZS is so funny because even the villain holding everyone hostage is hooked on the gay drama

i keep thinking about how much i'd love to read tgcf from hua cheng's perspective but then i realize so much of it would just be

"gege!!! gege looks so radiant today... holy shit it's gege!!! FUCK YOU mu qing, FUCK YOU feng xin, ill fucking - holy shit is that gege???"

how can one man be so badass and also such a clusterfuck. no wonder xie lian loves him so much

Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.

this is actually the funniest scene in the novel to me for so many reasons i have so much i could say about it

bc fengqing were like 100% in the right given the info they had but the reader knows how harmless hua cheng is when it comes to xie lian . but like if it were anyone other than hua cheng in ANY other context the cave is so unbelievably scary, what do you MEAN you painstakingly carved thousands of statues, sir!!!

feng xin and mu qing's little freakout was simultaneously so warranted but so unnecessary i love them so much actually

Xie Lian in the cave: He's obsessed with me 💖😗🥰🥹👰👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💘💘💘

Fengqing in the cave: HE'S OBSESSED WITH YOU 😬😱🤢👹🙈🙉🙊🔪🔪🔪