So Ready For Tomorrow (I'M TERRIFIED.)

hot take lan wangji would absolutely for sure scrap all day every day no hesitation whatsoever. the only reason he doesn’t is bc no one is stupid enough to piss him off (until wei ying ofc). you get one glare, maybe two if he’s feeling patient, and then it’s instant hands. truly a miracle wwx did not take more of a beating when he was at his most insufferable. in the library w the magazine lwj literally said catch me outside so i can beat ur ass. he’s soooooo ready to challenge any and everyone he meets. jzx (either of them tbh) says literally Anything and bichen is OUT. blades at DAWN. AND noon. and you know what, fuck it, blades at dusk too. in middle school he fought wen xu and all his goons One time when he was like 12 and he beat their asses so bad that shit followed him all the way to college. legendary. everyone knows lwj is in love w wei ying bc of the lack of duels. anyone else would certainly have been punched in the face. but no wwx just gets sideye. and ignored. which only ENCOURAGES him. in fact if anyone else tries to put a stop to wwx shenanigans lwj glares at YOU. everyone says ah yes, face of jade, so serene. meanwhile on the inside he is full of lust and also more importantly rage. i Love him. he said sometimes violence is the solution actually. but only when i do it. pristine.

Epsilon: how are we feeling about this one chat?

Delta: please do not call us that

the way i had to rewind/rewatch any scene the love of my life (epsilon) was in was crazy. ohhh my god when he did his little pose??? my jaw dropped. his video??? a fucking masterpiece. i would die for that AI he's literally everything to me

Lotus pier

once mei nianqing foretold mu qing that he'll be married to a general and since then kept reminding him that he's nothing but a gold digger and naturally mu qing became determined to prove him wrong only to jolt in realization in feng xin's bed in the middle of the night 800 years later

MDZS is so funny because even the villain holding everyone hostage is hooked on the gay drama

hua cheng, in the middle of the blackwater crisis : this sucks i wish i was having gay sex

pei ming :

xie lian :

he xuan :

shi wudu :

still so upset i have an ap exam on the day restoration drops. do u hate me collegeboard?? may 7th is supposed to be a day of joy and whimsy.... gonna have too much epsilon on the brain to get even a 3 on this shit

Yeah