How Is Steve Rogers Like The Biggest Rebel And The Baddest Bitch Who Fucks The System Continuously But

How is Steve Rogers like the biggest rebel and the baddest bitch who fucks the system continuously but also the most righteous and honourable man who ever lived hOW

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6 months ago
a series of fake tweets from verified Twitter account @/RedHoodOfficial, display name, Red Hood. This profile picture is of official Comic art, showing Red Hood napping. The first tweet reads: Heads up for everyone driving between 33rd and Park Avenue: Unmarked GCPD car parked behind Romero's Tires. Likely a speed trap.” 
The reply tweet, also by Red Hood reads, “why the fuck am I verified”. 
a reply tweet from another verified user, @Nightwing, display name "Bird is the Word" with a musical note emoji on either side." His profile picture is of official comic art of Nightwing, which shows him smiling determinedly toward the viewer. His reply tweet reads, “Congrats on getting the blue badge!”
Another Tweet by Red Hood, which reads, “@Red_Robin. Remove the verification badge. I don't want it.” 
The reply tweet is from the verified account @/Red_Robin, display name "the OTHER red one.” His profile picture is the Red Robin symbol. His reply reads, “????? I don't run twitter??? Complain to them about it. This isn't my problem (shrugging man emoji) plus the verification makes you look more legit.” 
Red Hood replies again, “It makes me look like a fucking fed.”
Another Tweet by Red Hood, which reads, “I Emailed Twitter two hours ago and they still haven't responded or gotten rid of the checkmark. I'm taking matters into my own hands.” 
The first reply is from verified Twitter account @/Spoiler_Alert, display name is "The funny one", and her profile picture is of official comic book art of Spoiler, looking toward the viewer. Her reply says, “(skull Emoji) (skull emoji) (skull emoji) “”I'm taking matters into my own hands (ogre emoji)”” like dude it's literally a checkmark. Dramatic ass.
A tweet by spoiler, “I'm sorry to inform the public that Red Hood is not that cool or badass he's lame as hell. He talks like an old man even though he's not even 30.” The reply tweet, also by Spoiler, reads, “we'll be in the middle of patrol and he'll say shit like “Jimminy Crickets!” And “How you like them apples?” And expect us NOT to comment on it. He has a fucking AARP subscription."
A quote retweet by Nightwing of the previous tweet by Spoiler. His tweet reads “@Spoiler_Alert is telling the truth. I bought Hood a 1-year aarp subscription as a joke like…. Four x-mases ago but he keeps renewing his subscription every year.”
A tweet made by the verified account, @RedHoodOfficial, but his display name and profile picture has changed. His profile picture is now a Neon Green L that tapers off into a crystalline shape. His Display name is now, “Lexcorp.” The Tweet reads, “As a company, Lexcorp has always held strong values and principals. Our strongest value, however, has always been and will continue to be our incredible hatred of the poor.”
A reply tweet, made by Nightwing, reads, “Hood, You're going to get your account suspended :/”
A new tweet, made by Red Hood, still posing as Lexcorp, reads, “Lexcorp is proud to celebrate the 7 year anniversary of our Future of Metropolis Fund! We did not give any of the money to low-income schools (like we promised) and instead used it for political lobbying against minimum wage reform!” 
The reply tweet is made by the verified account, @Superboy, Display name, The Remake. His profile picture is a side profile of Kon-el superboy from the 90's young justice comics. His reply is simply a screenshot of a The Onion article which reads, “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point.”
A tweet by @RedHoodOfficial, but he changed his display name and profile picture again. His profile picture is of a federal United States seal for the C.I.A., and his display name is CIA. His tweet reads, “Our Agency actually saved the Zapruder Film on VHS but one of our interns taped over it with full house reruns, (Disappointed but Relieved emoji), our b.” 
The first reply, also by Red Hood, reads, “Though, for full transparency: The CIA is not responsible for the assassination of JFK. Our guy missed.”
A tweet by @RedHoodOfficial, posing as the CIA, which is simply a screenshot, captioned “lmao”. The screen shot shows an email for the CIA's office of legal counsel, with the subject line, “Notice to Cease and Desist online…” with the rest cut off. 
The first reply, written by Nightwing, reads simply, “Hood.” 
The second reply, made by the verified account, @The_Signal, display name, “Working 9 to 5”, The profile picture is of official comic art of Signal. His tweet reads, “You should do the FBI next.”
The next image is a screenshot of Red Hood's email. It shows the Email from the CIA, as previously described. Below it, in another Email from Hozier, subject line reads, “Your exclusive sale access is now…”
Below that, is an email from USPS INFORMED DELIVERY. 
The profile picture for Red hoods email, visible in the top Right, shows Elmo, face first in a pile of white powder. This is taken from the “Elmo Choosing Cocaine” meme

Pt1. // Pt.2 // next

Hood would never want to be verified and would actively hate being verified argue with the wall


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2 weeks ago

can you tell us more about indecently jiggly Steve? like does he ever get off just from Bucky playing with his tits? I love oblivious Steve who doesn't even realize what he's doing to Bucky by wearing those all too tight shirts, but I also love Steve who teases Bucky and gets him all riled up by walking around in just those short shorts of his. idk.

okay but consider:

Steve in tiny little booty shorts and a tight crop top.

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5 months ago
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4 months ago

Guests at a gala notice that Brucie Wayne is surprisingly jacked. Like, a suspicious amount of muscle for a CEO who lives a life of luxury and doesn't do any physical labour. An amount of muscle that goes beyond "works out to stay fit and look good". And when he's asked about this by a gossip columnist guest he panicks (he's running on 2 hours sleep) and says "It's so I can pick up my kids!"

Now everyone is looking at his kids. Cass and Tim are tiny at 5’ 5 and 5' 7. Damian is still a kid and he's also small. Dick is bigger, but picking him up wouldn't require that much muscle. Maybe Duke, who is still growing but looks like he could be about Bruce's height when he's fully grown? Maybe him?

Then Jason officially returns from the dead. And everyone looks at the 6' 4, 260lbs walking double fridge and goes "Ahhh, ok then."


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2 weeks ago

ok so i just discovered your blog a few days ago and i am obsessed! i have been reading everything you've written and i was just going through your stuck trash tag and there was this line "(haaaa, you think Bucky scarred people in That Ass? You got no idea; Steve on sex pollen would make Fury blush.)" please please please elaborate!!! steve on sex pollen is amaaaazzzing

oh, bless ;_;

tbh, I think it would be hilarious if sex pollened!Steve is how everyone finds out that Steve & Bucky are an item.

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6 months ago

More Visored/Ichigo ramblings because I just love them so much.

Is it trauma, power dynamics, or hollow instincts? The world may never know.

Jk ~ If I'm writing it then it's all three.

⚠️ Visored/Ichigo because that's my jam and I'm partying alone ⚠️

💀💀💀💀

It starts as a joke, mixed in with the stupid shit they send each other. Sending Ichigo messages like remember to eat, moron. Or stg you better get a full 8 hours of sleep tonight or I'll kick your ass.

But Ichigo does a lot better when they remind him to actually take care of himself. As much as he takes care of others, he's terrible at taking care of himself.

They make him eat when he's with them. He'll eat about half before being distracted or say he's full and try to pass it to one of them. They shove it back at him and tell him to eat, not taking their eyes completely off him until he finishes everything. He never gets sick or uncomfortable, so they're not forcing him to overeat. They think he doesn't remember what it's like to feel comfortably full, usually eating just enough that the hunger doesn't hurt.

There's a gnawing hunger that comes with their hollows sometimes, a hunger for things that Ichigo isn't ready for yet. It's not real hunger in the way humans get hungry, but it does make eating hard sometimes.

Ichigo sends them pictures of what he's eating when he's not with them, sometimes making sure to include his unimpressed face, and something about not needing to be reminded about eating like a child.

They disagree.

They also text him to remind him to actually sleep, frowning when they get responses about hollows or doing homework. The low smoldering anger for Shinigami that constantly lives in them now burns a little hotter each time Ichigo shows up with new injuries and bruises under his eyes or when their texts show read at 3am. Especially when they know that there's shinigami assigned to the town who don't seem to do anything.

They get creative. They train him until he's so exhausted he falls asleep after cleaning up, slumped against their shoulders or curled up in their bed. Convincing him to use their bed took awhile, but his hollow desperately wanted a pack and Ichigo didn't fight it too hard. They like that he'll smell like them, even though it's a warning that no one but hollows will be able to sense.

Bed may not be the word to use when it's big enough to fit all of them comfortably and has more pillow and blankets than they can even count anymore.

They all sleep together, something that started from a combination of their hollows prefering it and safety in numbers. Ichigo naps in sheets that smell like them and leaves his own scent behind every time he drags his skin across the sheets. It should be upsetting, the scent of someone who isn't them in their space but it isn't, in fact it's comforting. Especially when he doesn't stay with them. They know Ichigo isn't there with them, which their hollows huff unhappily about, but it smells like he is and it's just enough to settle their instincts.

Ichigo always ends up finding the nearest person when he's asleep. If anyone gets in the bed to rest while he's in there, he always finds his way to their side and presses in as close as he can. It's a big bed, it has to be to comfortably fit all of them even though they usually end up piled on top of each other and tangled up.

If he falls asleep sitting next to someone, his head will find their shoulder or he'll slump down until his head is on their lap. He sleeps better with skin contact, the ever present frown on his face fading when he's made skin contact.

He's bad about letting them know if he's hurt, his mindset seems to be if he can still move, or as long as he's not actively bleeding, then he's fine. Bruises are the worst, big ugly ones that they won't know about unless Ichigo wears something that shows it, it gets exposed during a spar, or he moves stiffly and can't hold back a wince.

That also means he has the bruises they give him from sparring longer, and they never claimed to be good and proper okay? Ichigo wearing marks they gave him is appealing. They'd rather give him other marks to warn people off, and they want to say that they didn't know they'd end up wanting this but Ichigo was always going to be theirs.

Someday they'll be able to make sure he's constantly covered in their scent and they can bite and suck all the marks they want onto his skin. They'll be able to keep him in their bed every night and smell him when they first wake up. They'll be able to check him for wounds or bruises he thinks aren't bad enough to mention and remind him that just because he can tolerate the pain doesn't mean he should have to.

He starts to keep some spare clothes with them but they take every excuse they can to have him wear something of theirs. On one memorable occasion he even wore a pair of Lisa's leggings, blushing and mumbling that he was cold and they felt soft. Lisa rushed to tell him he could wear them whenever he wanted, eyes flicking down to where the dark material clung to his legs. It's a soft, thin material and borderline see through in some spots where the material stretched over muscle, like his hips and thighs.

At some point Ichigo seems to catch on, and they're all able to stop pretending they're just interested in friendship.

Ichigo does his own clumsy scenting, not quite right but it's clear what he's trying to do and they don't correct him. The furrow of his brow says he's going to figure it out eventually.

He rubs their cheeks together when he's tired or hurt, or when he knows they're upset or hurt, not quite scenting but it's adorable, and his hollow is trying very hard to figure out what feels right.

He doesn't hesitate to nudge food over to them if he thinks they aren't eating enough. If they get distracted training or doing something else, he brings them food and hovers until he's able to make them sit down and eat.

They can't resist holding out bites to him occasionally and grinning at the faint blush before he takes it.

He spends a lot more time in their bed. And the kid is a fucking tease once he gets going because the amount of reasons he find to strip before rubbing his scent all over their bed is unreal. So much bare skin means his scent sinks into everything and stays, everytime they roll over or land on the mattress a burst of Ichgo greets them.

Knowing he's barely clothed, or wearing theirs, and vulnerable in their bed is incredibly distracting. He's sleep warm skin and pliant limbs, little protesting noises leaving him when they pile around or on him.

Hiyori is the first one to leave a mark, the urge to bitebitebite becoming overwhelming and she's behind Ichigo, wrapping her arms around him to keep him still and biting down on the curve of his shoulder and neck. He doesn't react, just keeps talking like he doesn't have someone clinging to his back and chewing a dark bruise onto his shoulder.

It's fair game after that and he's always got marks on his throat and shoulders, the delicate inside of his wrists and inner thighs, and the soft skin of hips and lower belly.

He leaves his own marks on them, not near as dark or deep as theirs, and it fades quicker. He bites at them with dull human teeth instead of the sharp hollow teeth he needs to make a lasting mark, another thing he's still getting the hang of.

💀💀💀💀

Do I like to think that they would all text each memes and stupid shit? Yes.

Didn't get Kisuke added in this one but I like to think he's always involved too ~


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3 weeks ago

1 & stucky

Bucky insists on putting their furniture together on his own, no help from anyone.

Steve knows why, of course. It’s the same reason why everyone on the team has hand-knitted scarves and hats and gloves. Same reason why their apartment is decorated in an odd mismatch of arts and crafts; pottery and homemade potpourri, random photographs in handmade frames, a wooden rocking chair that Bucky made at the Tower on a particularly bad weekend.

“It feels good,” Bucky told him one late evening; he only ever confessed these things at night. Steve understands. The darkness has been their secret keeper for as long as either of them can remember. “Rememberin’ that I was made for more than just killin’ people.”

So, yes. Steve knows exactly why Bucky prefers to do things himself but sometimes, well. Sometimes he just wishes Bucky would be practical about things.

Like now.

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4 months ago

time travel fanfic idea where Jason comes back to before he was adopted, him and Batman still meet and he still ends up being adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he just refuses to acknowledge Batman and Robin, he acts like a civilian boy, he has over thirteen extracurriculars that Bruce does his best to keep up with. He regularly works out and trains all the fighting he's learned over the years, he goes on a gap year before college to recuperate the all blades and pretends to be the civilian in a family of crime fighting vigilantes.

He's doing pre-med and keeps nagging his siblings to go to college too (Cass, Tim), Duke is the one who spends more time with him bc everyone else is nocturnal and sleep through the day, but Jason likes to drive Duke to his classes and pick him up so they can have lunch together, Damian had a hard time at first, because Jason speaks every language that he speaks and all bat related things have to stay at the cave, his league training didn't prepare him for a civilian brother.

During an attempted kidnapping during one of the Wayne galas, Jason's whole plan almost gets blow up because one of the guys has taken a woman hostage and his Red Hood fried brain just pounced on the dude with all his might, wrestled him for the gun and kept him stuck under his boot with the gun pointed between the guys brows.

He had to pretend to be scared when Batman came to the rescue and act like he didn't know how to handle a gun.

+ Alfred 100% thinks Jason was on a children gang and that's why he's so good with knives, guns and rifles, but who's he to say anything about people's past


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3 years ago
PHEW! More Undercover RHatO AU
PHEW! More Undercover RHatO AU
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PHEW! More Undercover RHatO AU

It was all Roy and Jason could to, watching in awe as Kori’s plan unfolded right before their very eyes. Step for step she played her part as a disowned princess on the prowl for new pleasures flawlessly. Her subtle flaunting of her new ‘pets’ sent the pleasure station alight with excitement. There was no missing the gossip and eyes that followed them around (made even more intense when Kori explained her humans were indeed wanted criminals on Earth).  It was only their third night on the station when they were called upon by another patron: their target. Seems the E.T. bastard who’d stolen all those humans from earth wasn’t able to train the humans they way he wanted to, and -Roy grimaced- sought Kori’s advice. . 

When the… thing was gone, Kori downed the rest of her liquor and set a burning hand on both Roy and Jason’s shoulders. 

“When I learn where he’s keeping them I’ll give you the signal. We shall get them out of here, I promise.” She kissed Roy and Jason in turn. “Endure just a little longer.”

6 months ago

Reading the Aizen/Ichigo verse is so much fun. I have to ask, how do the captains (Urahara, Shinji and the like) feel about this sudden partnership?

Outsider POV, okay. Here’s a short scene from Shinji. I might do a Kisuke one later but it’s late and my laptop needs to update so I want to get this posted and you only get one scene.

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