denji’s bar mitzvah
Hi my name is Phoenix Dark'ness Dementia Raven Wright and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with sharp spikes and pointed tips that reaches a few inches behind me and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Naruhodo Ryunosuke (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Mia Fey but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm French but my lungs are healthy and cancer-free. I have pale white skin. I'm also a defense lawyer, and I go to a law firm called Fey and Co in Japainfornia where I'm a junior partner (I'm twenty four). I'm a Sonic kin (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Lordly Tailor and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue suit with my attorney's badge and blue pants, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Fey and Co. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of prosecutors stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
@dickgraysonweek Day 7: A Celebration of 83 Years
bsd modern/uni au where the jail arc is all the meursault girlies going to a jailbreak-themed escape room for Fyodor’s birthday but they’re all drunk asf (except Sigma, who’s the designated driver) and. Dazai gets in and immediately lays down on the ground and accepts death but he’s so bored he starts solving the puzzles from the floor anyway and Nikolai is climbing the walls trying to see if the ceiling panels open and Chuuya is trying to brute-force various doors and safes open and poor Sigma is trying so hard to solve it and get out and Fyodor is waging psychological war with the person watching them over the cameras but he scares them away and starts trying to psychologically fight Dazai instead and at this point the worker assigned to them has just. left so they’re stuck in this room with Chuuya and Sigma’s crumbling sanity for like. three hours. in the end they get out bcuz Dazai solved the code for the door without even doing the rest of the room. anyways just think about it
[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions
Girl with a Pearl Earring
(Based on the painting by Vermeer, obviously <3 This is a High Effort Shitpost)
these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho