Aren’t You Forgetting Someone?

these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho

2 gays and 8 little hecklers

client: and who is this exactly?? holmes: my friend and colleague dr watson, you may say before him anything which you may say to me, won’t betray your confidence watson: i’m actually here to write it all down and publish

Hi my name is Phoenix Dark'ness Dementia Raven Wright and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with sharp spikes and pointed tips that reaches a few inches behind me and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Naruhodo Ryunosuke (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Mia Fey but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm French but my lungs are healthy and cancer-free. I have pale white skin. I'm also a defense lawyer, and I go to a law firm called Fey and Co in Japainfornia where I'm a junior partner (I'm twenty four). I'm a Sonic kin (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Lordly Tailor and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue suit with my attorney's badge and blue pants, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Fey and Co. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of prosecutors stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

everybody straight till the narrative foil walk in

El putoQUEEEEEEÉ?

Girl with a Pearl Earring

(Based on the painting by Vermeer, obviously <3 This is a High Effort Shitpost)

mom, dad„„, im dangan ronpa