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oh mein gott my bruder got incarcerated *starts air guitaring*
Hi my name is Phoenix Dark'ness Dementia Raven Wright and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with sharp spikes and pointed tips that reaches a few inches behind me and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Naruhodo Ryunosuke (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Mia Fey but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm French but my lungs are healthy and cancer-free. I have pale white skin. I'm also a defense lawyer, and I go to a law firm called Fey and Co in Japainfornia where I'm a junior partner (I'm twenty four). I'm a Sonic kin (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Lordly Tailor and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue suit with my attorney's badge and blue pants, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Fey and Co. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of prosecutors stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
tua + tweets that made me go ‘hehe haha’ are yall sick of seeing these yet? too bad | pt vi
"I have no such interest in men" my brother in christ you shoved a man's face in your crotch
goofy lawyer text posts + ace attorney is a match made in heaven
for those who saved their loves, and those who didn’t.
words by caitlyn siehl, ‘start here’
[images are two stylized paintings with similar compositions. the first is a portrait of wei wuxian as the yiling patriarch, backlit with an eerie red glow, one exhausted eye visible as he plays his ghost flute; in the shadows under him, wei wuxian and lan wangji sit together in an isolated patch of grass, leaning together affectionately. text overlaid reads, “when is a monster not a monster?
the second is a portrait of jin guangyao, his face featureless but for his manic, dimpled smile, backlit in an ominous dark gold; he is flexing his fingers and golden threads trail off them as would a puppeteer’s strings. in the shadows underneath him, lan xichen kneels in profile, entirely alone. text overlaid reads, “oh, when you love it.”]
rip to the white-clothed calamity but i’m different
[images are a stylized, two-panel comic of xie lian, looking haunted as the white no-face taunts him, “aren’t you sick of being nice? don’t you just want to go apeshit?” and the image glitches manically. this is followed by a little chibi drawing of xie lian, smiling beatifically and saying, “no <3″]
when someone has a good take abt my favourite media i blush and twirl my hair and kick my legs but when theyre wrong abt it i bite and attack and kill kill kill kill kill
Happy Birthday, Gentaro
(He then deleted the tweet and posted it on his correct account 😔)