In Case Anyone Is Having A Bad Night:

Don’t let them bury me as someone I’m not.

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

This.

I saw a tiktok saying that buying craft supplies and actually using them are two completely different hobbies and honestly take shelter bc that truth bomb is a big one

Day 19: Remile

Yes, iI’m AGES late but I had this and some more done since february anjkfbsjfabnjgbos sorry @tsshipmonth2020

Virgil, petting Deceit in snake form: You’re not even threatening. You’re just adorable.

Deceit: *bleps while Virgil gives him scale stritches*

k but ro and emile being brothers is so pure, also may I raise you adhd!roman and autistic!emile because this concept ahh I’m soft–

Aw! Thanks! I've recently made a seperate account focused on this AU as I loved it so much! ☺

Are you sure?

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

That makes one sixth of the table that wants to continue to talk about p*rnography for birds.

(The dialogue is from mbmbam)