Dear Proshippers (both New And Whoever Resonates) -

im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

Washing Away

the first rule of writing is that there are no rules. the second rule is to save your work every 5 minutes because technology is a fickle god.

everytime an anti makes a "safe emoji combo that's not proship" I will make them all proship combos

they mean something u just arent chronically online enough to care 🥺 get out!!!

toxic yaoi is TOXIC. doomed yuri is DOOMED. u can NOT like toxic / doomed yuri and yaoi and be antiship!!!!!!!

if el*n m*sk gets his grubby little anti woke billionaire paws on hasbro / d&d / mtg im actually going to lose my fucking mind

"if you're going to write dark fiction you should explicitly state that it's not okay to do in real life so that a child doesn't see it and think it's okay"

actually i don't cater my art to children, my art is not intended for children, and it's not my responsibility to parent them. hope this helps

has this been done yet

You shouldn’t interact with people who explicitly say ‘proship dni’. Keep to your own community

did i?

selfship affirmations:

i CAN put them in the mincrowave

i CAN put them in the blender

i CAN put them in the salad tosser

i CAN put them in my mouth and chew them up

i CAN shake them around like a dog toy

i CAN throw them at the wall like a ball