You Guys Aren’t Ready For My Humorous

YES i like metal YES i listen to ayesha erotica as well

You wouldn't fuck with me IRL.

My dad is making me do yard work again tmr fml WE JUST DID IT LIKE KAST WEEK IT HASNT EVEN GROWN WTF

JUST SHAVE UT ALL DOWN

DOWN TO THE DIRT

YKNOW WHAT

FUCK THE DIRT

GET RID OF IT

I WANT A CONCERT SLAB FOR A BACKYARD SO I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP FUCKING DOING THIS

IM SO GODDAMN TIERED AFTER STATE TESTING AND ALL GHE TEACHERS MAKING US GO OUTSIDE ONCE WERE DONE FOR THE DAY THAT AFTER 2 DAYS OF THIS SHIT IM CONING HOME TIERED AND ANGRY AND HUNGRY AND I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR AND 30 MINUTES TO MY SELF BEFORE MY DAD COMES HOME AND MAKES ME SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM WATCHING SHITTY TV SHOWS THAT NEITHER ME OR MY MOM CARE ABOUT IH NY FUCKING GOD I HATE MY DAD SO MUCH I WANNA GRIND HIS HEAD INTO A PULP IN THAT GOD DAMN LAWNMOWER HE RIDES AROUND FOR HOURS WHEN WE MOWE GRASS

I was GONNA sing this song for the talent show but I had to get my psych evalv ☹️👎

“fuck the rest of them”

“fuck em all”

“but us”

very eric and dylan coded

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥where do ppl get think kind of text??, I rlly🔥🔥wanna say something 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Eric's AOL Survey TEMPLATE

I will add a picture of the answers at the end if you're curious. Just hit 3 dots > copy post

Full name:

Nicknames:

Birthplace:

Birthday:

Where Do You Live Now?:

Parent(s):

Sibling(s):

Looks:

Favorite Animal(s):

Favorite TV Show(s):

Favorite Kind(s) Of Music:

Favorite Movie(s): Lots highway

School:

Future School:

Future Job: none

Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

Best Buds:

Favorite Candy:

Hobbies:

Things You Collect:

Do You Have A Personal Phone Line:

Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex?

Any Tattoos And Where Of What?:

Piercing(s) And Where?

What Do You Sleep in?

Do you like Chain Letters:

Best Advice: follow instincts

Favorite Quotes:

Non-sport Activity You Enjoy:

Dream Car:

Favorite Thing To Do In Spring:

What's Your Bedtime:

Where Do You Shop?:

Coke or Pepsi:

Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?:

Favorite Subject(s) In School?:

Favorite Color(s):

Favorite People To Talk To Online:

Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper?

Do You Shave?

Favorite Vacation Spot(s):

Favorite Family Member(s):

Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid?

Favorite CD you own:

The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most:

Favorite Food(s):

Who ls The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?:

What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?:

When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes?

Do You Believe In Aliens?:

If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?:

Things You Obsess Over:

Favorite Day of the Week:

A Teacher You Hate:

Favorite Disney Movie:

What Is Your Favorite Season?

What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza?

Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food):

If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live?

Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends:

Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up:

Favorite Magazine(s):

Favorite Flower(s):

Favorite Number(s):

Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s):

What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?:

What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be?

Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast:

Favorite Time of Day:

Can A Guy and Girl Be Just "Best Friends?":

Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?:

Do You Mind Paying For Sex?

What's The Most Important thing In Someone's Personality:

Do you have a pager or cell phone?

Favorite Sport:

What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received?

How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?:

What Did You Listen To While Completing It?:

Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)?

Don't u just hate how psychics never win the lottery?

I wanna run my fingers through his gums 🤤

schizophrenic man pulled out his all of own teeth

Do you spell shitless with 2 t’s or 1??

i've officially been on spotify for 5 weeks now and for a second i got scared bc my last 3 weekly playlists were ABSLOUTE ASS but its the second time 90% of it i've liked & saved