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I want to hear Dwayne the rock Johnson or one of the Chris's angrily yell " *OHANA MEANS FAMILY, FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!!!* " in a movie
Concept: a magical girl RPG where the playable splats are based on different contemporary genres of magical girl anime.
Type S: The classic moon princess aesthetic. Your transformation involves makeup, and your powers sparkle. Your strength is synergy: call it fate, charisma, or the Magic of Friendship, but you make your team more than the sum of its parts. Your weakness is entanglement: your battles always seem to end up being metaphors for your relationship drama; your high school crushes keep getting turned into monsters, and there’s two to one odds the Big Bad will turn out to secretly be your mom.
Type G: You’re basically a superhero. Your outfit likely has a mechanical theme, and your powers largely revolve around shouting and punching. Your strength is fighting spirit: you’re annoyingly hard to put down, to the point that your enemies will tend to trick or circumvent you instead. Your weakness is collateral damage: those buildings you knock down may have a tendency to coincidentally be closed for renovations, but you’re still driving everyone’s insurance premiums up!
Type P: You are a straight up cartoon character. Being an actual child is customary but not mandatory. Your strength is rubber physics: you’re far luckier than you have any right to be, and the universe tends to stretch the rules to let you get away with stuff you really oughtn’t. Your weakness is that you get no respect: your teammates may like you, but they don’t take you seriously, and neither do the bad guys – which can occasionally work to your advantage, but mostly it’s just frustrating!
Type M: You’re from the Gritty, Realistic™ side of town. Your powers have a vaguely creepy vibe, and your weapon is probably a gun. Your strength is adulting: you have practical life skills backing up your magic powers, and you tend to be the responsible one when all else fails. Your weakness is angst: you have difficulty believing in the power of friendship, and anything that manages to crack your collected facade is liable to result in existential freakouts.
Type U: You are a space alien, or possibly a gay robot. Your costume is usually part of your body in some fashion, and your powers are mostly based on unusual physical transformations – but like in a cool way, not an H R Giger way. Your strength is bullshit space magic: the ability to pull random one-off powers out of thin air as the plot demands. Your weakness is culture shock: it’s hard for you to do the right thing because you typically have no idea what’s going on.
I'm going to do this here
I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers
My mom practices voodoo and my aunt is in surgery. She had up an alter to appease some death goddess so my aunt would live. The day after she threw away the sacrificial peanuts my aunt took a turn for the worse and her health started declining even though nothing bad had happened so far. So we reset the alter and hopefully nothing bad happens
Study Says Over Half The People Are More Likely To Kiss Their Dogs Than Their Partners
My aunt's dog luna pooped on the floor and one of the cats placed a piece of toilet paper on it. Or she put the tp on it. Or my brother brought it into my room while I wasn't paying attention.
One time when i was seven my mom had a vhs player and i found Jurassic Park. now I was a smart seven year old so of course I realized this obviously had dinosaurs. I love dinosaurs so of course I ask my mom "mommy, can I watch this?" And she tells me it's super scary and I'll regret it, but of course I'm like "I'm going to watch it anyway because it has dinosaurs in it" and i watched it and loved it
How the hell did we go from being stupid monkeys to almost destroying the planet in like less than 2 million years?
Sounds like an assassin's creed cutscene
Kind of gives you chills .
Hell ya dumb ass bastard! Whoo!
Warriors FanFic: SkunkStripe’s Purpose 2:
“Disappointing. I really thought you could catch it quietly SkunkPaw.” said the voice of a tom the color of bark in new leaf. “I’m sorry NewBark. I accidentally bit the spine not the wind pipe” SkunkPaw said apologetically.
“As punishment for killing it so poorly when you get done hunting that will go to FoldEar and you will eat your smallest catch.” NewBark ordered his golden eyes gleaming in a menacing manner. “Of course.” SkunkPaw buried the rabbit.
well Jasper from Steven Universe does sound like an angry garbage disposal.
Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.
a hundred and fifty are born to see that to be a horrorscope master is my destiny!
i can’t wait to use this gif and unleash lil matt damon’s power on unknowing citizens
big bear tiddies
Warriors Fanfic: SkunkStripe’s Purpose
A young black and white she-cat, no more than 10 moons stalked the fields of Wind Clan searching for prey; she looked easily mistakable for a skunk with white paws and green eyes.
The young cat spotted a juicy looking rabbit.
She stalked it; she traveled downwind of it and walked in a way as her foot steps could be mistaken for the wind. The rabbit flicked it’s ear. The cat froze. She got into position to pounce. The rabbit turned it’s head.
The she-cat ran toward the rabbit and the rabbit started to run away! The young cat caught up with it and bit down in the rabbit’s neck as it squealed it’s final breath.
my step sis
Is having an emotional break down because she has to do some dishes. And it's my chore today, but mom asked her to do dishes.
There's a beautiful golden orb weaver outside my roommates window. Isn't she a beauty.
It's 5 a.m.
I legit woke up at 5 am to eat a yogurt, 3/4 of a banana, go outside, write this, now I'm going back to sleep (edit)
Instead i ran up and down the apartment hall, hung out in the laundromat with some homeless dude, told him what time it was and came back inside.
So like, there's this cat in my neighborhood. She's homeless, I have no clue if she has a owner. Every like is an agreement to call her caramel(her fur is caramel orange) and feed her. Can we get like, I dunno, ten likes. I'm not picky.
Pros and cons of being on the top bunk
Pros: you feel like the alpha sibling, the monster under the bed can't reach you, you get to cuddle the cat without the dog scaring it off, and you feel like king/queen of the world
Cons: you can fall off.
Why do we call our parents mom and dad or their siblings aunts and uncles. Why do we call teachers and strangers Ms. or Mr.? Why can’t I call my mom Megan or my dad Joe? Why can’t I call my history teacher Kevin? I already call my adult roommates by their first names and I’m barely a teen. I get it “respect and blabitty blah!” But, how would you feel if you were addressed as Mr. Madden all the time. Just let Kevin shine.
Is the president herself secretly a monster(likely an elf, depending on where you get your sources they can be really tall)
How rich is Mettaton right now?
Rich enough to decide that opening a theme park was a good way to expand his empire, so yeah, pretty friggin rich dude. Probably the richest monster on earth who isn’t secretly posing as a human.
-TQ
Is it weird that I crave hot cocoa in the middle of the night in the middle of the summer?
I just let my dog eat the second half of my popsicle while I held it for her
This story takes place in 2030 on Halloween
Me: (knocks on door)
Person: (opens door) hello?
Me: TRICK OR TREAT!!!
Person: Excuse me?
Me: Trick. Or. Treat.
Person: aren’t you a bit old to go trick or treating
Me: what. That’s impossible! Pleaaaase! Give me candy!
Person: (calls someone on phone) hello 911..
So my bro was playing mine craft and I heard a night fury noise. Httyd hidden Minecraft server confirmed?
Happy pride month