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This is killing me

Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.

What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.

What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.

What Jedi mean: Nah.

What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.

What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.

What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.

What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.

What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.

What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

the clone wars season 7 + text posts (2/?)

castle // halsey

More dumb arm jokes because Anakin would

So Obi-Wan is definitely fluent in Mando’a I mean he spent a year on the planet. I like to imagine the clones speak Mando’a to each other when they don’t want others to know what they’re saying. Obi-Wan mostly ignores them, allowing them their privacy. but one night he’s tired

“Cuun Jetii cuyir trattok'or dursa'ye bat kaysh taab.” One clone notes (Our Jedi is falling asleep on his feet)

“Ni cuyir shi udes ner sur'haai.”  Obi-Wan mumbled without thinking (I’m just resting my eyes)

This shocks everyone

I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo.

I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.”

Yoda in Jedi of the Republic: Mace Windu #5 (2017) art by Denys Cowan

its out of touch thursday

Kix: wtf Rex?? wtf is this Rex??? 

Rex: Cody wtf?? Cody wtf is this??? what fresh bullshit is this Cody????

au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married

star wars as vines

100% QUALITY CANON CONTENT, YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND

things i need

bloopers of star wars: the clone wars the animated series like pixar movies