This Man Killed Half Of Salt Lake City

Pedro said it would be worth it to play an older version of Din just to have him meet Poe

gay people can’t ever be normal after a breakup they gotta say some shit like “she is my scar” and then almost kiss

your honor i’m DESPERATE

i just watched an interview where cristin talked about how sofia ordering for oz at the restaurant was a power move and it got me thinking about all the subtly dominant things sofia would do to reader 😫

AAAAHH i need your thoughts on this pls

GOD GOD GOD OKAY-

Sofia would 100% order your food to you, she would even order your drinks you want (alcohol, non alcoholic, wtc.)

She cuts up your food!!! You get annoyed with this one but she shoots you a warning look every time and you know better than to argue with her.

Holding your hand while walking to her car!!!!!!!!

Sofia helps you shower, washing your body and calling you her good girl.

Picks out your clothes for you. Lets you wear anything you want, but she puts your outfits together.

Hand on your thigh as the two of you are in the back of the car, going to an event and she’s staring out the window.

In conclusion: I need her your honor

what do you get the woman who has everything? | sofia falcone x reader ⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆

reader gives sofia a collection of special photos for christmas

warnings: NSFW, dom sub dynamic, pet names, reader calls sofia 'mommy', christmas mentioned

A/N: i pictured this to be pre arkham!sofia, please excuse how rushed this is i wanted it to be out before christmas :))

after a day of festivities, you sit by sofia on the lounge surrounded by the warmth of the fire. the soft lull of christmas music in your ear, the pile of gifts stripped of their wrapping paper taking up half the room, her warm skin against yours, it’s pure bliss.

“wait!” you exclaim hurriedly “i almost forgot one last gift,” your cheeks flushing as you unveil a small wooden box that was nestled under the tree. sofia’s eyes widen in fascination as she lifts the box from your hands. she cautiously opens the it, revealing the contents inside. “oh," she purrs, her voice low and sultry.

"what do we have here?" sofia asks playfully, her fingers grazing over the stack of polaroids. she pulls one out, holding it up to examine the image. her eyes filled with desire at the sight of you perched on your bed, wearing nothing but a scarlet lingerie set.

sofia sets the photo down and reaches into the box, pulling out picture after picture, each one revealing a different angle, a different pose, each more provocative than the last.

“come with me, princess,” she commands, practically leaping from her spot on the chair. taking you by the hand, sofia leads you through the maze of grand halls in the falcone residence, her heels clicking against the marble floors. once you enter her bedroom suite she closes the door behind her.

sofia sets the box down on her side table and turns to face you, a predatory glint in her eye. "strip," she orders, her voice stern, leaving no room for argument. "i want to see if you look as good in person as you do in these photos."

she grows impatient, watching as you remove each layer of clothing at an excruciatingly slow pace. your clothes pool at your feet leaving you completely naked and vulnerable. a soft, teasing current sweeps over you, sending a shiver down your spine, and she can't help but chuckle at the sight of how utterly helpless you seem.

sofia uses her hands on your hips as an anchor, guiding you to sit atop the bed. grabbing the box of polaroids from their place on the side table, she selects a photo, holding it up for you to see. "this one," she purrs, her free hand trailing down your body. "I want you to hold this pose for me. can you do that, tesoro?"

sitting back on her heels to watch you, she licks her lips as you lay down on the bed, your hair splaying out in tendrils behind you with your arms raised above your head. "perfect," she praises, her hand sliding between your thighs. "you're such a good girl."

“only for you, mommy” you snicker, writhing further into the bed. an amused smile slowly spreads across sofia’s face at the sound of those sweet words. she trails her hands down your body her fingers dancing over your skin, leaving a trail of goosebumps in their wake. sofia’s hand trails further down, nestling between your thighs, causing you to whine and your hips to buck. she circles your clit through the thin fabric of your panties, a husky moan escaping your lips “please sofia, don’t tease.”

she chuckles at your plea “i’m not teasing, i’m just getting started, princess” capturing your lips in a searing kiss - the kind that leaves you breathless and desperate for more. she breaks the kiss, her lips trailing down your neck, leaving behind a path of nips and bites.

finally her hand slips beneath your panties and a soft gasp escapes your lips at the sudden jolt of pleasure. without warning, she sinks two fingers in your cunt. sofia watches as you grind into her hand.

you look up at her, her dark eyes locked on yours as you slowly unravel. your moans fill the room as sofia works you over with her fingers “come on baby, let go for me.”

the sound of her smooth and sickly sweet voice is enough to send tou flying over the edge. your orgasm crashes over you, a wave of intense pleasure that leaves you gasping and shaking.

sofia crawls up your limp body, swallowing your moans in a kiss. she pulls back, a satisfied smirk across her face “merry christmas, princess” she hums.

you're laughing. the big announcement that ryan reynolds and hugh jackman are reuniting as deadpool and wolverine for the first time in 15 years was over shadowed by a youtuber who made his entire brand about loving his wife then cheated on her and you're laughing

can’t stop thinking about a romeo and juliet style forbidden romance/enemies to lovers with maroni!reader and sofia 😖

how is there so much going on inside of my head but aIso literally nothing

I would so easily accept being her pet, something she could use to get rid of the accumulated stress...

Damn, I love dangerous, psychotic women🥹🤚🏼

currently trying to find peace in the fact that the penguin is set in like 2022 so hypothetically by 2024 selina could have helped sofia out of arkham so they could beat the shit out of oz and sofia can live happily in italy

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do in a fandom it’s rub my greedy x reader hands all over it