drhanniballecter:
runsonfear:
drhanniballecter:
“Yo.”
Hannibal swagged his way over to his office door, made agape by one unfortunate visitor.
He was just in the middle of cookin up another crime scene, so whoever it was at the door was in a shitload of trouble.
“You dun goofed, mate.” Hannibal growled dangerously.
“No you.” Will was hip to all the happenings up in here. He’d figured it out with his empathy or whatever.
“The jig is up, fam, I’m knowin on your game.”
“Listen, Sweaty” Hannibal smiled condescendingly. He wasn’t about to let some basic hoe step in up on his shit. He knew how to handle this tight sitch with some choice shade.
“You may think you’re playing the game, son,” hannibal started, with the heaviest amount of salt
“Butt sweaty pie, you’re actually tripping balls something fierce.” There was enough salt for a batch of Mcdonalds 99c menu fries.
Hannibal may be a salty hoe, but Will was ready for that shit.
“El-oh-el, you actually think I want to play your game? Finna end the mother fucker.” If they were in Sassyland living in Sassy City, the Capital of Sassyland, then Will would have been the mayor of Sassy City and he’d live in the sassiest building in Sassy City and, in his spare time, be the captain of the S.S. Sassy.
“Like, why are you so obsessed with me? Your design isn’t even that great.” He snapped his fingers in a z-formation. “Hashtag REKT.”
Will brings his own wine glass to his lips; an unintentional mirroring. "What kind of tricks? Are we talking Benihana or…?”
The wine is white and not over-sweet; a light taste to cleanse the palate and compliment the meat. That’s the extent of Will’s knowledge on the matter, but he appreciates it all the same.
// if u wanna // [runsonfear]: "I assume this is a food."
“You’re not hesitating are you? I assure you, it’s delicious.”
I already knew what a- what did I do? Is this because I went fishing without you last weekend?
shoutout to margot verger for teaching will what a clitoris is— i am forever in your debt
honestly theres always been something really wrong with me but whatever
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Will studiously watches Hannibal’s hands and mouth, one eyebrow twitching upwards. With one last dubious look at both the food and his companion, he mimicked the process. Crack the shell, pull it out, scrape the top, et cetera. He pauses before pressing his lips to the tip of his morsel and then pushing the food all the way into his mouth, a little slowly. It is, of course, delicious.
He swallows. “Alright.”
// if u wanna // [runsonfear]: "I assume this is a food."
“You’re not hesitating are you? I assure you, it’s delicious.”
[text]: I counted it, like a normal, sober human.
[text]: "Maybe" ??
[text]: Haha, no.
// i s2g this website is shit for sending asks and if i've just sent this to you multiple times i am so sorry // [runsonfear]: ⁇
“⁇” for a drunk text.
[text] Willl
[text] Wil
[text] Wiilll
[text] Willlllll
[text] It is impo ssible to count how many ls are in your name if i accidentally use more than 2
[text] Willllll
[text] How many wasa that?
[text] we don’t know.
“ ‘Not-entirely-bull’ is still bull; the most you’re likely to get out of it are the washed out Polaroids of faces and places and old movie plots.
Do your dreams mean something, Dr. Lecter?”
// remember that time i made a will blog for the express purpose of rp-ing with your hannibal and then i completely forgot about it? haha yeah... // [runsonfear]: "Dream analysis is a load of bull and you know that."
“Not entirely. It was Freud who really developed and popularized dream analysis, and while he was wrong about…most everything, we can still use some of what he preached. Analyzing dreams can help to uncover what may be lying at the root of your problems.
Tell me about your dreams, Will.”
// haha when u wanna save something as a draft so u hit ‘save draft’and then tUM BLR FUCKING POSTS IT
Indie RP blog for Will Graham from Hannibal series. TV/Book-verse. Made for the express purpose of roleplaying with one particular Hannibal because Mun has no control over their life. Cheers.
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