Will Was Busy Looking At The Moon.  He’d Had A Few Drinks In Him By Then, And He’d paid A Cab To

“Could be.  C'mere.”

“That’s quite a line of questioning. Any theme you’re hoping for?”

"Just once? I never pegged you for a quitter, Dr. Lecter."

54, 67, 89. Enthrall me Doctor.

Nsfw asks 

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?“…..Trim. Wax on occasion.” 

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?“…………..Once. I did not succeed. I was much younger.” 

89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?“I would definitely say I’m quite adept. Certainly I’ve never received any kind of complain from my partners, and I’ve always managed to deliver a fulfilling experience”

This isn’t really that yellow but I took this picture and I’m 110% proud of it

Plate XIII.

British Butterflies. 1860.

Internet Archive

Butterfly, 1942. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.

[molls-to-the-wall]: hey hon, can you unload the dishwasher tonight? i've got a dog sleeping on my legs so i can't exactly move right now... thanks <3

OR you could just shove him off because I have work to do, Molly.  Important work.  Work that requires care and concentration, Molly.

Wow.

Which head or yours is doing the thinking right now?  The big one or the little one?

Try again.

Do you want that chronologically or alphabetically?

Where did I go wrong?

"Your own fault for insisting on making this a cooking lesson...again. I know I can deal with me, myself, and I alone tonight; your track record isn't so great there."

// procrastination blogging // [runsonfear]: "What would you have had me do, exactly?"

“For starters you could have put oil on the pan so it wouldn’t stick.

Careless.”

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.