I've Not Been Super Into Hermitcraft Recently, But I Just Started Watching Misadventures And I Really

(in the background, you can faintly here the lyrics "I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch, and we really getting money") Martyn: Look at that. (he realizes what song came on, and presses pause to laugh) What did I just hear in that song? Hold on. I'm here like doing…nerdy Minecraft modpack stuff, and in the background all I hear is, "I got the fattest ass, I make loads of money," (he turns the volume on the song up, and presses play) (I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch) Martyn: (echoing) In Queens, bitch (and we really getting money) Martyn: Mhm. (big) That's right! (he pauses the music) You wanna see the fattest ass in Misadventures? Look at this. Look at this, ready, ready, hold on, uh, nope, oh no, am I not in the right setting? Hold on, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. I got it. I got it. Ready for this? Let's go like this. I want-I want ass cam, that's what I want, how do-how do I do this. Hold on, wait wait wait, up to there…yes, yes, this is what we-this is what the people want, this is what the people want. Oh yeah, there we go. You want this on-on the entire walk back to--(starts laughing) Talk yo' shit girl. (he begins playing the music again) (I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch) Martyn: Yeah, that's right. (and we really getting money) Martyn: I got ass cam. (Bitch, let's go) Sun God: Martyn, what are you doing. (Martyn begins laughing in surprise while the music plays in the background) Martyn: You--no! Don't look at me! Don't look at me! Run! Sun God's after us! (he laughs harder) Run! You saw nothing! I'm going back to Queens! (the song continues playing as he laughs) Oh my god. Sun God saw ass ca-right? He saw ass cam. Goddammit.

So, hi!! I’m Kat!!

This is my first ever post on this blog and I am very unfamiliar with tumblr still 😭

But I was testing out a new art style for Minecraft art and thought “why not make it my first post?”

I’m not super happy with how it turned out, but it just means I have to keep working on it! :)

But yeah! Here’s that one scene from Lizzie’s misadventures episode 1!

Cc my beloved

how that part of callum's episode felt

why is ren like that.

freak to freak communica-WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Drawings for todays stream :) I‘ve been trying to get better at drawing motion lately and I feel like I’m getting better

zoom-ins under the cut

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The Tomb of the Red King

The difference in fan reactions to lore from Ren compared to Martyn is so funny it’s like image their lore as one big play and they step out in the last scene

Ren goes on stage and dramatically announces that the main character died before he ever got to express his feeling for his true love with tears dramatically steaming down his face. The crowd stands up in a standing ovation as they throw hundreds of flowers on stage, people shout how wonderful the play was, men and women alike are in awe. He gets a few playful heckles about hurting people’s feelings, but overall the crowd loves it and spend the entire year telling anybody who will listen how amazing the play was and how Ren has reinvented theater for the fifth time.

Martyn goes on stage and announces that the main character died before confessing his true feelings to his love with the biggest shit eating grin on his face, the crowd stands and all simultaneously start throwing anything they have directly at him. He laughs as the screams of agony fill the room, half the building is on fire, the other half is flooded with tears. Cherri gets on stage and begins to beat him with a stick, the people will never recover from this. People who watched the play will go on to make the most beautiful pieces of art to ever grace the planet and call it shit like “what could have happened if Martyn wasn’t a bitch” while throwing thousands of dollars at Martyn to make another with sticky notes saying how big of an inspiration he is.

They both make me sick /hj