The Real Reason I Never Post

"Doomed by the narrative" is sexy and all but i think the narrative wanting to save a character who is utterly set on dooming themselves isnt as much of a thing and it's so good as a concept

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

Years on this app and still there's been no increase in the angst no comfort +plot fics. I'm doomed to suffer for all of eternity.

Give me some recs I'm begging you. Help a girl suffer won't u. anything is welcomed PLS

lowkey tempted to do kinktober but ik im too lazy 4 that 💀

From that post I saw going around. I just wanted to add something

i headcanon that yuri is as obsessed with charley as charley is with him, possibly even more obsessed than him. and i have nothing to back this headcanon/theory because i jst want someone to love charley cuz my boy needs it

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

Kinktober 1 - Monster Fucker

John Doe x Reader Warning: Smut, stalking?, putting my own twist on the story a little bit, shape shifting, magiiic woooo, tentacles, praise, smidge of plot "Did you eat dinner already?" You asked, eyes practically sparkling as you looked up at him. "Yeah but I could eat again! I only really had a sandwich so eating again would probably be good." He giggled. "Perfect, is grilled cheese and soup good?" You looked at him and he nodded. You made dinner together, asking him to stir the pot occasionally. You plated up and ate together, talking more and introducing yourselves better. He was a really nice guy, he had a pet rat that he rescued and was in school to be a dentist. (Smutty part) You turned a movie on and began to feel tired, you looked up at Doe who was very focused on the TV. "Doe? Are you tired?" You yawned, back pressed to his chest as you stretched, feeling him stiffen. "Yeah I- Mmm." He groaned, putting a hand over his mouth, you felt him start to get hard under you. "I'm so sorry! I should've been more careful." You said putting your hands on the couch to sit up but his hands immediately went to your waist, and again it looked like there were 4 fingers but for only a split second. You really were tired. "Please don't! I.." He sighed, "I think you're really really pretty, and interesting and nice. If you don't want this it's okay but I do." You nodded. It WAS a weekend and he was really really cute. "Okay, then.." You turned over sitting on his lap but now facing his face, "Where do you want me?" His eyes widened and the TV changed, static ringing in your ears as the screen changed. "You're room. You have a mirror up there." He whispered. You nodded and got off him, taking his hand in yours once again to go back to your bedroom. Once you reached your door, he opened it and picked you up. He laid you on your bed and as he looked at you, the lights began to flicker, didn't you just change these bulbs? "You look beautiful." He whispered, kissing your neck. The bed began to shift as his weight towered over you but you swore you felt the bed raise rather than fall? You opened your eyes and the man before you had changed almost completely. Thick curly hair was now thin and messy, no longer in the ponytail he wore only a couple seconds ago. He was pale and lanky, his hands only had 4 fingers, like you'd seen before. You could feel his wide grin on your neck and his breath became shaky as he pressed himself against you. You put your hands under his shirt and your hands almost completely wrapped around his waist. "Doe." You whined, feeling him grind against you. "God you feel so good. How did I get so lucky." His voice was low and raspy as he bit your neck and let out a loud moan. You didn't notice both your clothes were gone till he pressed his hands into your hips and something spongy writhed against your thighs. You looked down, tentacles. He had tentacles. You were always into monsters, they just itched somewhere in you that you couldn't reach with normal men. The more you thought the hornier you got. He has tentacles, large hands, odd powers that effected the environment around him, he was strong and most importantly he was kind and was very very infatuated with your body. "Please.. Please please please, You. Can I be inside of you, I can't wait anymore." He begged, today could not have gotten better. "Yes - fuck - Yes please. Fuck me." You whined. You gasped as they entered you. They were squirming and stretching you, reaching and pressing parts you couldn't. "Oh my God, You. You have no idea how long I've waited for this." He moaned. "Months. Months of waiting. Trying to win you. Trying to be good for you..And now I have you, Ah, all to myself." "How?.." You groaned, trying to get the words out to finish your sentences before a pathetic whimper left your mouth. "I'll explain soon, just focus on me. On only me."