Perhaps I Should Change That.

Hi cutie. Mommy sees you staring. You want to see them, don’t you? You want me to tug down my leotard and let my breasts spill out. You want me to shake them and bounce them and put on a show for you. Well if that’s what you want, then okay. But Mommy’s got a little task for you first.

Are you ready? Ready for Mommy to tell you what your little task is? You just have to wet yourself. That’s all. You just have to pee your pants. I don’t care where you are or who’s around. I don’t care if you’re not wearing a diaper. Maybe you’ll end up standing in a puddle. Maybe you’ll end up with wet bedsheets. Maybe you’ll embarrass yourself in front of that girl you like. It doesn’t matter. When Mommy says it’s time to go potty, it’s time to go potty.

So be a good boy and do a tinkle, baby. Right in your pants. Do that for Mommy, and you’ll get to see a very special show. You’ll get to see Mommy tug down her leotard and show off her pretty boobies. And if you’re a very good boy, I might even let you touch them.

Ready to go on our walk, honey? Hurry up and put your pants on! Any pair will do. Nobody's going to notice if a bit of your diaper sticks out of your waistband. I want to get back before it gets dark, and... Oh! Hahaha! Uh-oh! I think someone's making stinky-time! Is it you, baby? Are you making a big present in your diapee for Mommy? Silly boy, it's not Christmas yet!

Oh, don't cry baby! It's okay! Shhh... Mommy's here, sweet boy. Mommy's got you. Shhh... I'm here. I know it's embarrassing being incontinent, peeing yourself all the time and making boom-booms in your pants without any warning like that, but honestly I think it's the best thing that's ever happened to you, darling! You used to have such an attitude before, but dirty diapers really keep you humble. Plus you're so much more respectful of women now! I guess it's hard to be sexist when your fiancée regularly changes your messy Pampers, huh? Being in diapers forever won't be so bad, baby. You just need to learn to look on the bright side of pooping your pants!

Don't be silly sweetie, of course there's a bright side! How about how adorable you look? Yes, I know you'd prefer to look like a sexy grown man, but Mommy thinks there's nothing cuter than the sight of you waddling around in your full diaper like a great big baby! Having a diapee full of tinkle and poopy will keep you extra warm too! I'll show you, baby. Pull your pants up and let's go for our walk. No changies until we get home. I'll get to enjoy how cute you look, and you'll get to enjoy the feeling of being nice and cozy in your diaper! See, sweetie? There's loads to love about being incontinent!

I wrote a comic about Doug Bowser

100 Bimbo rules.

Rule No 1: Your bimbo should always wear high heels.

Rule No 2: Make her go blonde.

Rule No 3: She needs to go big.

Rule No 4: Give your bimbos appropriate hobbies.

Rule No 5: Demand extra long finger nails.

Rule No 6: Enforce minimalist clothing.

Rule No 7: Demand free access all the time.

Rule No 8: Keep her hair shiny and long, wavy and voluminous.

Rule No 9: There is no too big, too fake, too plastic.

Rule No 10: Always let her go commando.

Rule No 11: Increase her self-worth constantly.

Rule No 12: Your bimbo loves to be in heat.

Rule No 13: Find bimbo friends for your bimbo.

Rule No 14: Never overstrain your bimbo's ability to comply.

Rule No 15: Give your bimbo a security blanket.

Rule No 16: Keep her lips filled all the time.

Rule No 17: Push your bimbo to the limit.

Rule No 18: Objectify your bimbo as often as possible.

Rule No 19: Dress her to impress.

Rule No 20: Train your bimbo's muscles before you let her go big.

Rule No 21: Bimbo lips are never too big.

Rule No 22: Give your bimbo a new name.

Rule No 23: Objectification is an art.

Rule No 24: Find ways to increase her self-worth.

Rule No 25: Showing cleavage is a must.

Rule No 26: Impracticality is important.

Rule No 27: Offer your bimbo consistency and stability.

Rule No 28: You know best.

Rule No 29: Be positive.

Rule No 30: Humiliate with style.

Rule No 31: Always keep your bimbo excited.

Rule No 32: Be condescending polite.

Rule No 32: Give the gifts which matter the most.

Rule No 33: Weaken your bimbo's impulse control.

Rule No 34: Big boobs will change her.

Rule No 35: Plastics is fantastic.

Rule No 36: Insist on ultra high heels.

Rule No 37: Rules matter.

Rule No 38: Read between the lines.

Rule No 39: Tiny useless purses.

Rule No 40: Spark her creativity.

Rule No 41: Take your bimbo's needs seriously.

Rule No 42: Simplify her life.

Rule No 43: Daily inspections.

Rule No 44: Choose appropriate attire.

Rule No 45: Give credit where credit is due.

Rule No 46: Don't plan ahead, enjoy the ride.

Rule No 47: Tell her, she is beautiful, no matter what.

Rule No 48: Create a safe word for mental shutdown.

Rule No 49: Underwear isn't an option.

Rule No 50: Learn basic bimbo speech.

Rule No 51: Judge by her smile not by her words.

Rule No 52: Stimulate her confusion.

Rule No 53: Help her to reinvent herself.

Rule No 54: Don't leave your bimbo unattended.

Rule No 55: Before breast enhancements keep your bimbo well-fed.

Rule No 56: Appropriate routes, when you take your bimbo for a walk.

Rule No 57: Accessibility trumps comfort.

Rule No 58: Set new standards.

Rule No 59: Free her from indecisiveness.

Rule No 60: Make her friends jealous.

Rule No 61: Allow for recovery time.

Rule No 62: Impose protocols.

Rule No 63: Encourage vanity.

Rule No 64: Always encourage girlishness.

Rule No 65: Don't interrupt the synchronization process.

Rule No 66: At least one photo a day.

Rule No 67: Pay attention to your bimbo.

Rule No 68: De-educate your bimbo.

Rule No 69: Create clear facts.

Rule No 70: Be her guiding light.

Rule No 71: Expose your bimbo.

Rule No 72: Plan periodically for pink weeks.

Rule No 73: Take photos of her without permission.

Rule No 74: A bimbo is an investment.

Rule No 75: Demand she maintains her composure all the time.

Rule No 76: Purify her femininity.

Rule No 77: Give her a hall pass.

Rule No 78: Force her to admit secret dreams.

Rule No 79: Rewire her desires.

Rule No 80: Tap her full potential.

Rule No 81: Give your bimbo a mantra.

Rule No 82: Give her life meaning.

Rule No 83: Listen to her needs, not her words.

Rule No 84: Allow for mental resting breaks.

Rule No 85: Feed her dissatisfaction.

Rule No 86: Save her from insignificance.

Rule No 87: Never forget, she is not your lover.

Rule No 88: Trust is good, control is better.

Rule No 89: Encourage open communication.

Rule No 90: Reveal her true being.

Rule No 91: Render her ID useless.

Rule No 92: Boobs make friends.

Rule No 93: Give her a sense of belonging.

Rule No 94: Support non-responsiveness.

Rule No 95: Release all of her impulses.

Rule No 96: Make her softer and daffier every day.

Rule No 97: Choice is an overwhelming concept.

Rule No 98: Take away her say.

Rule No 99: Feed her addiction.

Rule No 100: Bimbos are simply better!

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

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