Can Someone Please Tell Me What It Means When An Owl LITERALLY Fucking Swims Towards You And Then Stares

Literally

#live footage of me not understanding what's going on with my life

Twitter rebranding itself as X has been the funniest thing to ever happen to the trash site.

rats are friends, not food. i’m looking at you, corvo

Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

Reblog if you just wanna hug Mark Sheppard and  tell him "Thank you"

if i ever try to pretend i have a sense of humor please remind me that i just thought of the concept of a phoenix named boomerang "because he always comes back" and started laughing so hard i almost threw up

Also. In other news from this morning.

I got a work email and one of the guys included on it has an email that takes the form of first-initial-part-of-lastname, which, yknow, generally works well

But his name is Mario Pregler

And the psychic damage I took as a result of seeing the email mpreg@emailprovider.com at 9 in the morning cannot be overstated

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

when she says she doesn’t send nudes