my blog’s just messed up not. there’s no order, no pattern. nothing. just chaos. not even organised chaos
A lot of the substances we think of as protection against the supernatural (e.g. salt, silver, garlic) are actually antibacterial, and would have helped stave off infections and illnesses that people once attributed to supernatural influence.
Based on this, I want to see a story where vampires are repelled by hand sanitizer.
guilty
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65160004/chapters/167595925
I managed to post my first chapter for my Cinderella Boy fanfic!
Both Alike in Dignity
Blurb: Chase and Deacon Hollow usually had nothing and wanted nothing to do with their grandfather’s longtime rivalry with the town’s poshest, most stuck-up lady. Like how water flowed and how the apple fell, that was the natural order of things.
That was until an unsolicited ‘Diane Forenski cordially invites you to an afternoon garden reception in celebration of her dear grandson’s arrival in Sugar Springs…’ lands in Chase’s reluctant hands. And then suddenly, with the arrival of one smug, snarky, blue-eyed boy powered by a quiet obsession with chocolate and all things shiny, Chase finds himself very much entangled in the Hollow-Forenski feud.
Or: Buddy is Diane’s grandson
DAy 8 of iNktObER *sigh* ‚watch‘
The muggles are watching Draco 👀 respect Harrys list
Have a nice week 🐝🌻
my life has been summed up
Can anyone relate to this..???? 🤣🤣
Dumbledore to sorting hat: I TOLD YOU HARRY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SLYTHERIN
Snape walking in: …and why would that be?
Dumbles: DRARRY SEVERUS. DRARRY.
Snape:
Dumbles:
Snape: you really do have too much spare time
Dumbles:…pff I dont know what you’re talking about *disapparates*
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They're like a cheese grater
Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.
yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:
it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.
(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)
Chase: heading out to see Nox Deacon: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Chase: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
Draco: Alright, and what do we do if we see a trouble?
Everyone: We drag Harry in the opposite direction.
Draco: Good.
Harry: Hey!