Draco, Before First Year: I Can’t Just Wait For Hogwarts, I’m Gonna Make Lots Of Friends And Join

Draco, before first year: I can’t just wait for Hogwarts, I’m gonna make lots of friends and join the Quidditch team and also…

*6 horrible years later*

Draco, to Voldemort: Fuck you.

Draco, to Dumbledore: Fuck you.

Draco, to Lucius: Fuck you.

Draco, to Hermione: Fuck you.

Draco, to Ron: Fuck you.

Draco, to Harry: Fuck me.

Draco, giving everyone the middle finger: I hate everyone, life is horrible and this school sucks. Goodnight.

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6 years ago

Villain!Deku fanfic recommendations part 2!

These are my personal favs, I might miss a few but i’ll try my best! (there may or may not be repeats from my last rec list)

1. “Something’s Gotta Give” - TubbsTheCat: Shigarki and co get to Izuku before the heroes do. People die, it’s sad and emotional and really really good.

2. “Playing With a Full Deku” -  Haurvatat: Izuku is more of a sassy vigilante than a true villain. Funny and sad at the same time. There’s a side story with some Todoeku :)

3. “ All for One, All for Him” -  Auresalia: Total villain izuku. Heartbreaking at times and so so good. 24 chapters of angst and amazing writing

4. ”It’s Spelled ‘Trader’ Not 'Traitor'” -  JackobolTrades : okay so I love this fic but it’s not really villain izuku but oh well. Basically Izuku has AFO and uses it to help people with their quirks but it gets a little complicated. Slight tw

5. “One May Smile, and Smile, And Be A Villain” - AvaRose: Izuku isn’t accepted into UA and becomes a police officer instead but it doesn’t really work out as planned. 

6. “Sleeping With Ghosts” - Lalazee: Small but really awesome one shot. Villain Deku plus an angry Katsuki and at grocery store :)  

7. “Pulling the Wires” -  catsplosionxd, PsychoLimbo: :) I just HAD to include PTW. If you haven’t read it already do it now!!

8. “Decomposition” - thepensword: super angsty one shot. Poor Izuku :(

9. “At Times so Self Destructive” -  theshoutingslytherin: SUPER emotional. tw for suicide attempt. Villain Izuku defect AU

10. “Changeling” - littleberd: noumu Izuku. Very good but super angsty and a few tw just a heads up. 

OKAY i’m done for now! If you guys want another one soon just let me know!

4 years ago

My stomach/appetite, a poem

My stomach/appetite is like...

A blackhole

Nothing fills it

Nothing escapes it

It gets bigger

The end.


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6 years ago

Most popular fics of 2017

✔ subjectively sorted by Hits || alphabetically listed || as of 2018.06 ✔ lists of longest fics in 2017   +   lists of all the fests in 2017 ✔ most popular fics of other years

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100,000 Galleons by @bixgirl1 [28k]

(Un)Calculated Risk by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [6k]

All the Sense in the World by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [10k]

Balance, Imperfect by @bixgirl1 [91k]

Blood and Fire by @lqtraintracks [44k]

Blood Bag by FangirlWolfie [123k]

Bonded Consort by Lomonaaeren [89k]

Breathe Again by kcstories [64k]

Bruises to the soul by @casknowsaboutwizards [119k]

Buy A Heart by xErised [17k]

Cabin Fever by aphiceland [15k]

Christmas Is For Sex (and Love), So Give It To Me by @goldentruth813 [53k]

The Claiming of Grimmauld Place by @bixgirl1 [74k]

Conscience by sordidhumor [730k]

Dear Enemy by @gingertodgers [69k]

Deeper by wonderussam [1k]

dirtynumbangelboy by @magpiefngrl [39k]

The Dragon’s Courtship by Madriddler [107k]

Dreaming of Harry by @writcraft [11k]

Embers by @shiftylinguini [41k]

Étoile des Neiges by @bloodyflammable [32k]

February 15th by @disillusionist9 [23k]

Flutterflies by @jilliancares [14k]

Foolproof by @acciotomriddle [14k]

Forgive Me, Father by malfxy [43k]

The Frisky Furnishings of Malfoy Manor by @writcraft [19k]

The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl [9k]

For The Greater Good by @jadepresley [62k]

Harry Potter and his Boyfriend’s Massive Cock by @mugglelissa [1k]

Head Over Heels by birdsofshore & @shiftylinguini [6k]

The Heart’s Honest Truth by @bixgirl1 & @carpemermaidtales [16k]

Heartlines by @shiftylinguini [72k]

Heat of the Heart by @carpemermaidtales [6k]

Heat of the Moment by @writcraft [2k]

Hermione Granger’s Hogwarts Crammer for Delinquents on the Run by @waspabi [93k]

His Little Something by @o0o-chibaken-o0o [6k]

Hurricane by phrynne [121k]

Hurt Me, Fuck Me (Just Don’t Hate Me) by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [5k]

I Do What I Want by @xx-thedarklord-xx [509k]

In Evidence of Magical Theory by @bixgirl1 [43k]

In the Shadow of Your Heart by @lqtraintracks [51k]

Instruction For A Misplaced Slytherin by @bixgirl1 [8k]

It’s Joggers Season (or so the Muggles say) by @carpemermaidtales [10k]

Just Friends (or Why Draco Malfoy Shouldn’t Have Sex in His Office) by @unadulteratedstorycollector [34k]

Just Go With It by @o0o-chibaken-o0o & @l0vegl0wsinthedark [3k]

Kiss Me Not by @dorthyanndrarry [21k]

Leave Your Mark by @gullviva [26k]

Ligabus Filium by @tessacrowley [41k]

Like Cinderella, But With Cock by @l0vegl0wsinthedark [8k]

Lockdown by Vorabiza (Biza) [35k]

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3 years ago

hey! i know this is weird coming from me because i’ve been MIA for a year and like — who even am i?? but i just want to address what i’m sure we’ve all been noticing on tumblr for a while now

and i’m sure this is happening in other fandoms too but i specifically only write for the harry potter fandom (literally just draco but that’s besides the point) so that’s what i want to talk about

anyways i’m sure by now we’ve all come to realize that hp fics on this app have hit an all time low

unless you’re writing a fic basically just about smut (and no shame to those that do that) your writing probably scores next to no notes and as a writer myself i know that you’re not supposed to do it for the notes but it’s honestly so demotivating to put so much effort into a piece of writing you’re super proud of and have it get no likes or reblogs because it’s not smut

tumblr isn’t what it used to be and so many people are leaving and as a singular blog it’s like well what the hell can i do about that?

but at the same time i know a lot of other people (and i’m hoping all of you) feel the exact same way as i do and i want to try and do something to bring old harry potter tumblr back

i’m not positive if everyone i tagged is even active anymore or still writes for harry potter… for those of you that have left the app or the fandom and do not wish to be included that is perfectly fine and i wish you well!! i also realize a few of the people i tagged are planning on leaving soon as well and if that’s still your choice afterwards that’s obviously okay too

for everyone else, i’m not even sure what we can do or where to start

i don’t want to tell writers “oh, from now on you can only write and post about angst” or “if a fic contains smut make sure you don’t interact with it” like that is absolutely not the message i’m trying to get across

but what i’m saying is maybe we can try and host an event where for a brief period writers of the harry potter fandom from when tumblr was at its peak (and of course newer and older ones as well) can come back all together and write to our hearts content with x reader angst and fluff to gain attention and traction for our favourite characters and try and make this fandom what it used to be

and obviously that may not be ideal because we all have our own lives and most of us are in school and have jobs so like when can we even do this?? but i for one thought christmas break was a good idea and saying that i recognize not everyone celebrates christmas but from what i know most schools still have a holiday break??

anyways it’s literally just a brain storm at the moment and this might flop and i’ll be embarrassed for a bit but if you read this far thank you for hearing me out

if anyone agrees and maybe wants to do something (it doesn’t have to be what i proposed at all) or has a better idea about how to do this please comment/like/reblog, send an ask, tag your moots, please get people interested and informed because i know i missed a million tags and i’m sorry for anyone i forgot

@acaceta @dracoscene @dracosathenaeum @magicchai @ameliasbitvh @weaselbrownie @fredshufflepuff @saintlike78 @kpostedsum @prettygirlkay @silverdelirium @underappreciated-spoon-321 @dr4cking @littlemissnoname13 @hellounicorn @henqtic @yoooespinosa @mellifluousart @darkgreenqueen @desiredmalfoy @pinkandblueblurbs @eunoniaa @malfoysstilinski @drawlfoy @war-sword @gryffindors-weasley @ginnyweasely @fuckingdraco @leydileyla @rainyreading @ameliora-j @ronweasleysslut @dracodear

7 years ago
When Customers Walked Into Edeka Supermarket In Hamburg Recently, They Were Surprised To Find That The
When Customers Walked Into Edeka Supermarket In Hamburg Recently, They Were Surprised To Find That The

When customers walked into Edeka supermarket in Hamburg recently, they were surprised to find that the shelves were almost empty, and the small handful of products that remained were all made in Germany. It seemed like the supermarket had simply forgotten to restock their produce until customers saw the mysterious signs left around the shop. “So empty is a shelf without foreigners,” read one sign at the cheese counter. “This shelf is quite boring without variety,” read another.

It turns out that Edeka, in a rather controversial move, had opted to solely sell German food for a day in order to make a powerful statement about racism and ethnic diversity. As a result, there were no Greek olives, no Spanish tomatoes, and very little of anything else that can normally be found in a typical modern household. “Edeka stands for diversity, and we produce a wide range of food in our assortment, which is produced in the different regions of Germany,” said an Edeka spokesman. “But it is together with products from other countries that we create the unique diversity that our customers value.” (Source)

6 years ago
Picture Writing Prompt.

Picture writing prompt.

6 years ago

Do you ever just think ‘my life is not working right now’ or is it just me?


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2 years ago
The Crackling Of Fire Echoing In The Empty Slytherin Common Room

The crackling of fire echoing in the empty slytherin common room

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3 years ago
Oh No! Tattoos!

Oh No! tattoos!

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