Writing hurt/comfort: this is the most cringeworthy thing to ever be put into words and I’ll need at least a 3 hour break to ponder how much my family, friends and future employers will make fun of me when they inevitably find it
Reading hurt/comfort: hee hee tough man cry hee hee hoo hee hoo
These are my personal favs, I might miss a few but i’ll try my best! (there may or may not be repeats from my last rec list)
1. “Something’s Gotta Give” - TubbsTheCat: Shigarki and co get to Izuku before the heroes do. People die, it’s sad and emotional and really really good.
2. “Playing With a Full Deku” - Haurvatat: Izuku is more of a sassy vigilante than a true villain. Funny and sad at the same time. There’s a side story with some Todoeku :)
3. “ All for One, All for Him” - Auresalia: Total villain izuku. Heartbreaking at times and so so good. 24 chapters of angst and amazing writing
4. ”It’s Spelled ‘Trader’ Not 'Traitor'” - JackobolTrades : okay so I love this fic but it’s not really villain izuku but oh well. Basically Izuku has AFO and uses it to help people with their quirks but it gets a little complicated. Slight tw
5. “One May Smile, and Smile, And Be A Villain” - AvaRose: Izuku isn’t accepted into UA and becomes a police officer instead but it doesn’t really work out as planned.
6. “Sleeping With Ghosts” - Lalazee: Small but really awesome one shot. Villain Deku plus an angry Katsuki and at grocery store :)
7. “Pulling the Wires” - catsplosionxd, PsychoLimbo: :) I just HAD to include PTW. If you haven’t read it already do it now!!
8. “Decomposition” - thepensword: super angsty one shot. Poor Izuku :(
9. “At Times so Self Destructive” - theshoutingslytherin: SUPER emotional. tw for suicide attempt. Villain Izuku defect AU
10. “Changeling” - littleberd: noumu Izuku. Very good but super angsty and a few tw just a heads up.
OKAY i’m done for now! If you guys want another one soon just let me know!
Lucius: I don't like that Draco dates a boy
Severus: I just don't want the Potter brat to be happy
Petunia: I want Harry as miserable as possible too
Lucius: Okay, so what can we do to end their relationship?
Narcissa: You three are unbelieveble! And you, Lucius, are the worst! Have you forgotten about your crush on James Potter?
with difficulty and whilst cringing
how do ppl actually read things on wattpad?
guilty
the boy who lived makes an excellent chair -draco
Severus Snape = Sev Harry Potter = Harry Lucius Malfoy = Luc Narcissa Malfy = Cissy
Severus Snape spies on Dumbledore to see where he places Harry after the unfortunate events. Seeing him leave the baby on the doorstep, Severus decides to take Harry in…
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Sev: GUYS LOOK! Cissy: Sev? Where did you steal that baby? Luc: Sev commited kidnapping? Harry: ??? Sev: MY NEW SON Cissy: Sev where did u even get him? Luc: (sees the scar) Holy Merlin’s pajama socks, is that Harry Potter? Harry: ?? gagaaaaa (raises his hands at Lucius) Sev: He already likes you, Luc! Cissy: Oh please tell me you at least told someone you were gonna kidnap the BWL? Luc: I’M AN UNCLE! Sev: I’M A DAD Cissy: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!
Later;
Cissy: I’m ur fav auntie, ain’t I? Harry: Gah! Sev & Luc sitting in the Time Out Corner
it’s a problem
#1
I didn't do enough work today, or as much as I would have like. I fear falling behind and never catching up and being overwhelmed. Even though I didn't do much work, I still took the time to watch an episode of a drama I really like.
At the end of the day, I feel guilty for my lack of productivity.
It's almost half ten, and I know I should go to sleep now. But part of me says I should work, work through the night to make up for the time I wasted not working.
But I'm going to go to sleep. So that I have the energy to do better tomorrow 😊
Vampire Draco XD
LISTEN YOU… I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WRITING THIS GOD DAMMIT! Tagging @violetclarity for inciting shit too. :D
Word count: 200
Harry sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose for what felt like the 20th time this month. Today was supposed to be a normal day, his day for paperwork and non-magical nonsense. So when his eyes fell on Draco, sitting as casually as possible in Harry’s office chair, Harry knew his day was done.
“What did you do this time?” Harry sighed, waving his hands in a way that indicated Draco should get the fuck out of his chair.
“I asked a wizard if he knew what I was….”
Harry looked at Draco quizzically. “What’s wrong with that?”
Draco sighed and reached into his pocket, pulling out a handful of glitter. Harry stared, already knowing where this was going but really hoping it wasn’t.
“Draco… Please tell me you didn’t.”
“….I did.”
Harry let his head fall to his desk, hands pulling out his hair in hard tugs.
“But- But, just listen! It was going great, I was broody and reciting poetry. He was totally hooked.”
“And then…?”
“And then I threw glitter in his face.”
“Draco, what the actual fuck? That’s not even… The vampire in that book fucking actually sparkles. Like “diamonds”… He doesn’t throw sparkles.“
“Oooooh….”
Midoriya: [Holds up piece of paper] What’s this?
Todoroki: My to-do list.
Midoriya: But it’s just my name written a hundred times.
Todoroki: [looks everywhere but not at Midoriya] [sweats profusely]