Counterspell does not require any verbal or material components so a gesture, say the hand of a sized up giant ape flipping off your spell, is sufficient to tell that filthy sorcerer trying to fireball your party where he can stick it while polymorphed. Just a... random example.
What's the most random thing you've got memorised for no apparent reason, that isn't useful in any other context than the one where you learned it?
80% of 1600 is 1280. I can remember no other percentages.
I believe you need a bit more stirring in your combination process. While the stripes may look nice in the cauldron, you'll get much more consistent results when the batch is a solid hue before firing. Good conjuration work besides, though.
"It could be a sign."
"It could be dangerous."
"It could be legendary."
"No, I get it. One heart, two kidneys, 2 livers, one stomach, one-"
"Two livers?"
"Did I say two?"
"We have nothing in common."
Am I the only one that will reflexively type "suite" instead of "sweet" when saying something like "That sounds sweet, dude!"?
These and memes like it make me want to get an easel and pallet and paint wizards in nature and I likely places.
I hope the oath wins over the curse. It's much more interesting to be sworn to amber and rot. That necromancer raising dinosaurs from oil in a modern fantasy would be killer. Sworn to take down the corruption of the corporate overlords. Bonus ancient diseases from raised bugs or using amber bound creatures as a focus. A curse is involuntary and dull. An oath is purposeful and full of volition.
I fixed it for you.
"So, how's the wife?"
"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."
"That's a little rude, don't you think?"
I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.
Probably be around a while. Probably mostly do writing related stuff with some fantasy and sci-fi memeing here and there. It's been fun, getting back into writing.
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