All I Want,, Please Not Joking

THIS WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN

hi hello, it’s from the greatest cinematic moment of all time, bye

it’s true.

Girls don’t want toxic masculinity. Girls want to be looked at like they are the only ones in that person’s orbit

my friends ask why i don’t talk to them. they say they’re there for me and want to listen to my problems like i do for them. i’m not used to doing that i try to avoid it cuz i normally regret it for no reason later. but i tried telling my friend. i told them that i was sad amd frustrated and needed help and that this certain thing was the problem. i wasn’t asking for them to do anything for me except listen and let me know that my feelings were valid and they cared like they said. all they responded with was “oof.” like thanks for letting me know this was a terrible idea

jimin please give us a full version of Lie-Instrumental PLEASE

i’m gonna cry they’re so cute

avocados

chris evans.

Chris Evans Plays With Puppies

i can’t wait for the new season to fully come out i’m STARVIN OVER HERE

New York Special | Despair Bear

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Wait, wait, wait, Merlin AU where instead of coming up with disguises as Dragoon and Dolma, Merlin and Gauis just pretend there's this magical spirit called Emrys who helps out. Because like Emrys is basically magic incarnate, right? so it could be easy to bs the idea that magic incarnate has no physical form.

Anyway, so now whenever magic help is needed they're like ah get Emrys but thing is Emrys needs a host to help out on the mortal plane or some bs like that and he always possesses Merlin. Thus allowing Merlin to help out without Arthur realising Merlin is helping out.

Plus then if they ever run into the druids and they're like "yo Emrys we love you" to Merlin, he can just be like "oh yeah he possessed me and dragged me out here the other day, they think I'm him oops".

Also if they're ever in a pinch then Merlin can just use magic and be like "ah looks like Emrys was around then".

Plus instead of the tavern excuse, it upgrades to the Emrys possessed him excuse whenever Merlin's off doing something.

Eventually it reaches a point where 'Emrys' has just saved them all and Arthur has completely had it with this magic spirit that keeps stalking him, possessing his manservant and dragging his manservant off into dangerous situations so instead of thanking him he just stands there yelling for ten minutes and Merlin is just trying to keep a straight face the entire time.

pleeeaaassseeee if anyone knows a fic like this,, tELL ME

Prompt: one day, when Arthur is being particularly pratish about how Merlin is a servant and should learn to better behave like one, Merlin answers him mockingly with a "yes, master"

Merlin didn't intend to ever call him "master" again, except he notices how Arthur's face turns a dark shade of red and Arthur dismisses him for the rest of the day, barely making coherente sentences

From that day on, Merlin waits for the best situations in which he should call Arthur "master" again. Those are: in front of the knights, visiting nobles and his father, in the middle of feasts and banquets, just before Arthur enters a tournament, and, obviously, just before Merlin bends down to pick up clothes from the floor in Arthur's chambers

And then, one day, Arthur just snaps