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What if Black Hat was adopted... and that’s his family

mind blown XD

ok wait so listen i have this theory about that picture okay. i think that they were close friends of flug and black hat, college year maybe? i tried to piece together whatever made the most sense to me……. i just really need some answers

The Dream SMP fandom has taken over my life lmao. I decided to give Technoblade a go and half way through I noticed that I’ve never seen anyone give him a beard so instead of giving him long locks I gave him a lil beard. I’ll probably be improving some details later if I don’t move onto a different character. Thinking of doing Tommy or Wilbur next.

listen yall. we need more downright weird sex with these two celestial idiots.

i’m not talking about oddball kinks. 

actual inhuman kind of intercourse that makes no sense to anyone but, lets say, an angel and a demon.

sex that we wouldn’t think is sex. sex that is more than just putting part a into slot b.

we know from canon they can make an effort to have genitals - so what else can they make an effort for? we know that crowley, at least, can shapeshift at will, so what sort of beautiful monstrosity can he think up to turn into for Aziraphale?

what does it mean to make love with their celestial forms? what about their corporeal and celestial bodies together? how does something without a physical form define pleasure? what would be the equivalent to an orgasm to a celestial form? would there even be these concepts or would it be something else so beyond our understanding?

how would they mentally process it? how do they take in the enormity of the joining of their beings?

how long would celestial sex take? would it seem like a mere few minutes to them while days or weeks have passed on earth?

what about wings? where do they come into play?

could it even be called sex? could it be compared, at all, to any sort of mating on earth? mating on earth developed as means for reproduction, so what is it for beings that weren’t made for that? 

like… i personally wouldn’t even know where to begin writing completely otherworldly lovemaking but i would LOVE to read it and i feel like it’s definitely a challenge this fandom would have a ton of fun with.

the dragonborn, but a hairless khajiit bastard 

I’ve been howling at this for like 10 minutes now omfg 😂😂😂

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The Emperor's timeline

or: im so normal about this illithid. wait, no come back-

balduran is fucking around and comes back with a shitton of gold. builds a gate for the port. that becomes baldur's gate

balduran leaves for another expedition. shipwrecks on the way back

werewolf island

goes to moonrise towers because the bitch is obsessed with fame and fortune. a true adventurer

gets caught by a fucking illithid colony and infected.

spends 10 years under the control of the elder brain there

ansur shows up and saves him with the power of bronze dragon dick love and friendship

ansur tries to find a cure no matter what. balduran is an anomaly, having kept the memories and personality of who he was prior to the infection, something that just. does not happen. ever.

balduran is like. fine. with being an illithid. ansur isnt.

ansur decides to mercy kill balduran in his sleep. balduran kills ansur in self defence

balduran makes a life in baldur's gate, and basically since he HAS to eat brains in order to survive, he "eats criminals' brains"

i think thats how he got involved with the knights of the shield, a neutral to lawful evil organisation that controls the interests of rich and powerful people

stelmane, a devil worshipper of Gargauth's cult (aka an archdevil turned deity of evil, corruption, trickery, greed and envy) was leading the knights of the shield. that was before he started controlling her

balduran, as an illithid would, developped a weird sort of. pet fondness for his thrall. which makes honestly that whole thing so pathetic. but she was an evil devil worshipping politician so it was a girlboss move of them actually-

balduran gets captured by gortash sometime during gortash's rise to power / setting up of the absolute plan. i think it's around when stelmane started getting worse - a note in an aide's journal marks that she got worse when the "strange visitor stopped coming to see her"

balduran is now under the control of the elder brain again. who is so so so pissed at the Chosen.

the Absolute Nether Brain sends dreams of the Astral Prism to the Chosen, so they get worried about it and want to send someone to find it (hence the cultists on the ship)

the Nether Brain sends him specifically to the strike team on the nautiloid

the Chosen also make a deal with Sharr about helping them retrieve the Astral Prism. sharr double crosses them. that's how shadowheart gets on that thing

that nautiloid is the one the game starts on, escaping from the githyanki after stealing the prism

balduran/the emperor sees an opportunity for freedom and just fucking hides inside the Prism

Just sad.

(Meme)

Made my day that did 😂😂