I Seem To Have Underestimated How Difficult It Is To Write A Movie Script. This Will Not Be Done By Wednesday

Why are straight men the gayest people in existence?? Like, I know people have said this before, but like. It's so fucking funny

Lol, Bluebeard say what? ⚔️🗡️⚔️💍💀💀💀

serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

How does one send an evil boop??? Asking for a friend

Evil Boop????? What!?!!

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Why bother titling your book rec post "Winter Holiday Romances" if they're all Christmas romances? Just say that, don't get my hopes up for a diverse list

SCARLET WITCH #9 cover! Drawn/colored by me 💋🐈‍⬛

You guys want to see the delightful trinket I just saw in TK Maxx?

I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT