“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

Happy Friday to all who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳

It’s not too late to turn back

Diversity win! Vic Michaelis has stolen Sam’s wife

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

@spextronaut

this could be us

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

here y'all, have a preliminary sketch for a lil comic that's gonna go up on my stardew blog

ik the comic is cringy but i love transmasc sebastian hcs and hdbthenfbshbannsn

EVERYONE LOOK SCAMPI IS GENDERFLUID