Want More Juice But I Drinked It All. This Is, I Cannot Stress This Enough, Utterly Fucked

Like use your imaginations here now folks. Get creative with his death.

fat girls are hella pretty reblog if you agree

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

i think i'm in over my head chat... the croakerverse is deeper and more profound than i ever could have dreamed

if u were to rank croakerverse characters from most fav to least fav who would it be. if queen bethany isn’t #1 im showing up on ur doorstep. long live the feminarchy.

oh jesusita christy theres so many. bethany is DEFINITELY up there tho love a pussy girlboss queen and so many extra points from sharing my birthday

i love kermit as the OG of course but as for "side" characters. i dont fully understand what chris and wisteria have going on but i want what they have

& i love them both as individuals as well (tbc i am speaking of c!wisteria i do not know real person wisteria but also. i love the non-croakerverse posts i.am involved in like most the fandoms they reblog)

i think after those as my top 4. laika's gotta be there cause i think that kid is funny as balls and i actually got so much emotional whiplash abt the death

gordons definitely a solid one. i like her more than milton and 90% of thqt is just worms, even tho milton has 10/10 posts somwtiems too

i missed the whole roommate coven thing but i dont really fuck w athena & sage's blogs in general, some of my least favorites

auhhh

thats all i follow i think. anyone else is kind of ehh??

evander "eva" atwood (any/all) ! my pokemon oc <3 fairy gym leader

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

you should be proud. you've done the world a service on this day. do not be sorry

As soon as I heard Karina say this guy was a Tumblr sexy man.... I had to make sure some sexy fan art would exist, I just had to!

I'm so sorry, everyone lmao

I'm proud of this, even though it is THIS.

[jester that just got kicked in the crotch] ah! my jesticles!