As A Radioapple Fan, What I Hope For In Hazbin Hotel, Is Not That It Will Become Canon (though That Would

Ok ok hear me out an au of one of my favorite tropes where Peter finds a job working at the bar. And this is where Peter first meets Wade and Logan.

Wade and Logan getting attached at the bar. And Peter having to deal with the fact that these are fucking mercenaries and he's Spider-Man.

Wade once seeing him about guts Weasel in front of everyone. Logan is the only one holding him back because he knows first hand kids only do stuff like this if they actually need it.

So instead of gutting Weasel they compromise by making sure this kid is ok and safe.

Peter who is obviously the favorite at the bar and so is already on the don't touch list. And it's only gets emphasized when Wade and Logan claim him as their own.

Peter makes bookoo money and is one of the most protected people in New York right up there with Vanessa and the few selective others like Foggy and Karen.

Peter just has to accept this he's in too deep now.

Peter knows who Wade and Logan are if course there's no hiding that fact and he's honestly is very hesitant at first. I mean he hates The idea of killing people it's wrong.

But then again The bar is very strict on what hits they take and Wade and Logan go after the worst of the worst that no one else can touch. On some level he respects and understands it.

Peter who is subjected to the vomit inducing flirting that he can't escape. His only solace is Laura looking too like she wants to kill them. Laura who becomes one of his closest friends. But the issue is he can't really introduce her to his other friends because she's apart of the underground and it's better if he doesn't mesh the worlds

Laura staring off into the distance as Wade is practically in Logan's lap

Peter: ... You good?

Laura: I wish he would let me get drunk

Peter: yeah.... that's- I get that

Peter however learns very quickly that she's not actually that mad. Despite her trying to hide it she's very happy for them and hell the more he learns the more he understands why.

Logan and Wade are nothing like he expected. And he can't help but grow attached despite himself. They're kind and caring though brutal. They obviously love their daughter and he can't help but be glad they're protective of him as well.

Hell when Wade almost gutted Weasel Peter thought he was going to like him. He knows if it was him he would never let another kid do this was. And then Logan who understood who's sympathized. How could he not like them

Luci doodles

To everyone who puts up fanfic only for it to not get a lot of likes.

IMAGINE THIS: You are sitting somewhere public, writing your story. Someone random walks up to you, asks to read what you are writing, they read it, then they say they like it.

Imagine that feeling every time you put a new chapter up, only for it to get 3 likes. JUST IMAGINE 3 RANDOM PEOPLE TELLING YOU THAT THEY LIKE YOUR STORY!

People have so much pressure to go viral, or to make something and for it to get MILLIONS of likes.

But most people don't get that. The majority of the population will never get that. And that's a cold hard fact.

But hang onto the feeling I mentioned earlier. Every time you get a new like, you brighten up someone's day with your writing. Your work was so amazing that someone took the time to read it, keep reading it, and tell you that they liked it.

My point is, (I know, this was very long lol) every like or comment counts, no matter how many or how little you get.

So I was researching Lucifer and Sera’s relationship because I think that would be really interesting and I can’t see how it’s flushed out in Hazbin hotel. When I realized most of the fanfiction I’ve read has Lucifer either as a Seraphim or an Archangel, which be question which one is it? I wanted to post about this because I wanted some clarification and I’m sure other people did too. Lucifer is a Seraphim not and our angel in the has been hotel universe. Seraphim have six wings while archangels have two. And in the Bible, which I’ve never read I just looked this up, archangels are below Seraphim. In the Bible Lucifer is an Archangel, but in the Hazbin hotel universe he is a Seraphim. Just thought I should clear this up.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Big announcement from Charlie and Blitz about the future of the Hellaverse. Premiered at LVL UP and posted to youtube April 25, 2025.

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Lucifer moves into the Hazbin Hotel

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven’t made an actual upload here in a long time (that’s not just reblogging other ppl’s posts) I will definitely do this again

Normally I only upload to my TikTok or yt buuut this seems like a video tumblr would like so I’ll post it here too I guess

I was randomly reminded of this video and realized this fit Lucifer perfectly so I of course had to make this immediately

Yes… in case you’re wondering he’s texting Alastor… why? It’s implied Lucifer might be moving into the hotel and be a part of the main cast next season (which I’m hoping for)

This isn’t necessarily a radioapple post but you can choose to interpret this how you wish

I personally just like to see them argue with each other cuz it’s hilarious. I hope to see more of that next season lol

Here’s the og video in case you want to see it!

That’s it hope you enjoy!

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Well… I tried.

I remember a time when I was in 8th grade, my mom had to bring me period medication and by the time she got there, I asked to be brought home because the cramps were too much. I could’ve stayed in school but nooooooo! “I’m sorry, we can’t give you medication for your cramps that are so painful you feel like you are going to throw up! I can give you an ice pack though.” BITCH DO YOU THINK AN ICE PACK IS GOING TO ACTUALLY HELP ME?!

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women and men.

how?

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?