Well This Is Just Getting More And More Embarrassing 🫣. Although It Seems Like My Brothers Weren’t

Hey there, sorry about the whole... Attempting to kidnap your kid thing. I really was just trying to do the job I was hired for and meant nothing personal by it. But you've got yourself a really special one and I hope she's still doing okay.

Also if you're ever interested in a sparring partner, I'm available.

*arms still crossed* I’m sure it was just a job to you, but Omega is my kid, so I’m sure you can understand why I’d have a little bit of a hard time trusting you still.

That said, you’re right to be impressed. Omega is very special, and she’s doing just fine here with us.

I’d have to think about it, but given how engaging our last fight was, I have to admit you’re a good sparring partner. I might could be persuaded to take you up on that sometime. If only to prove again that I can beat you, at least at hand-to-hand combat. 🔪 @foxy-mercenary

They grow up so fast

That sounds really nice. What brand do you use, if you don't mind my asking?

From one photosensitive to another:

What kind of sleep mask do you use? If any, that is.

Well, now that you mention it, I have been on the hunt for a better one than what I use currently. When we're on mission some nights I end up just having to pull my bandana down around my face...it does the trick. But as the majority of my senses are on the...sensitive side, I prefer to use the silk sleep masks when I can. They're so much more comfortable.

I'm sorry you deal with this too. It can be a bit of a headache sometimes (literally. My handle is not a metaphor, sadly).

A bit of Hunter in the works ~

Yes Wreck, we can still do the fireworks too. Just be careful.

*sighs and wipes his hand over his face*

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

And this, my friends, is what fanartists are for.

I tried my best to make him look wet as my cat who fell on the toilet 30 seconds after I gave him a bath.

[SPICIER VERSION UNDER THE CUT]

FORGIVE ME.

Here's a process video to make up for the rickroll.

But the video's quality was ruined 😐 But this is when you find out that my art process is basically coloring and erasing until my ancestors tell me "that's enough, kid".

I'm not sure if you are okay with getting mentioned on posts but y'all asked for this so:

@liizardwiizzard @squeakintothevoid @cameronirat @justjettithings @clonethirstingisreal @jedipoodoo @wolveria and to @eclec-tech who just did their weirdest Google search just for this.

HELLO SIR 😍😍😍😍😍

Civilian clothes

*groans* I’m…I’m okay. I think. I may just lay here for a bit, honestly. The ground seems nice right about now.

Hey um…..

Look at this gif I found:

That is all

What would you say was your most memorable experience with your team, Wrecker? Any funny moments to share?

I think the most memorable is probably rescuing Echo. I mean, we met Echo and that was a pretty wild mission. Met Rex, and he's great too!

Most of the BEST funny moments I've been sworn to secrecy on by certain brothers.