in a world of hate & intolerance, be that one bitch that uses ":)" in official emails
announcement: i am sexy
thank you for listening to my ted talk
I think, legally, if you see someone not wearing a mask, you should be able to walk up to them and rip out their heart with ur bare hand
Tbt the time I told myself I wasn’t gonna simp for men more than twice my age and then immediately fell in love with Bucky Barnes
You either die young or live long enough to watch your hardcore punk friends become a scrunchie uwu girls
Poem I wrote about eating fundip like two years ago
Quick question for all you British folks out there,
When was the last time you revolted against the patriarchy?
Now’s a great time, don’t ya think?
I just saw a light academia/ cottagecore text post that was like “I wish I could grow little flowers in my hair” and at first I was like *yeah, that would be dope* but ya know what NO it wouldn’t be, it would be awful. I can barely brush my hair on a GOOD day and now I wanna detangle and manage fLoWeRs ni sir it would not work for me. Not only that but buggggssss in your hairrrrr allll the timeee, you sit outside and a bee just lands IN YOUR HAIR I couldn’t do it. It’s a romantic, lovely, dreamy idea that I just thought way too hard about but wow no thank you
I have homework but I think I might just go back to bed
Love can only be found in two places: in a second hand bookstore on a rainy Sunday afternoon in fall or in the middle of summer in a cute Starbucks barista 5 minutes before they close for the night.
The list of people that I hate without meeting is short, but people that make Instagram accounts for their pets then post AS their pets, are like 90% of that list.